Hip-hop vs Machanz

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WARNING: This message is intended for only some. Not the whole hip-hop culture. No offence and it’s just pure entertainment. Don’t try to screw me because you can’t. Thank you.

 

A good friend of mine was chatting with an Indian girl the other day. And while they’re having a good chat, this girl asked “What type are you?”. “Huh, what do you mean?” asked my friend. “I mean hip-hop or typical Indian”. I don’t know how the fuck does she differentiate typical Indians and hip-hop Indians. As for my friend, he replied “Normal Indian”. And the bitch stopped talking to him. I don’t know who or which dumbfuck created hip-hop Indians but it simply doesn’t make any sense. Not only this girl, I know there are many bitches out there who only talks and mix up with hoppies (hip-hop Indians). And this is especially dedicated to those bitches. You know it’s actually funny looking at this hoppies. From my observation, this is how they look like actually:

 

1. Grass-like or spike hair designed using lotsa gel and hair creams perhaps. Sometimes it’s also colored.

 

2. Attire- a colorful shirt one usually and will be big enough to fit 3 person inside.

- And the most important thing, singlet should be worn outside your shirt. Typical Indians wears it inside. And it’s supposed to be worn inside ler. Duh!

- Pants- Still a huge one and enough to fit 2 person and some writings will be there- Eminem, Fuck You, My Ass is Cute etc.

 

3. Accesorries – Big silver chains- Looks like it was bought in some ‘pasar malam’(night market). But they act as though it is a white gold.

4. Language- Even though they speak Tamil at home, when they’re among other hoppies, they talk nigga’s language. “Wazzup dude”,”Yo man”, ”That’s ma ride”. I still remember when a guy approached me and asked” How’s life been treating you lately, man?”That was actually “How’s life”. Why do you have to make things difficult ay?

 

These are the basic things about these guys. There’s still tons more information about this guys. And you girls are attracted by this?! This is not Indians lar!!! These are Nigga wannabes. I mean we’re Indians. Let’s talk Indian, breath Indian and die Indian. Why do you have to mix up Western culture in ours?

 

And the main reason for this guys changing to wannabes is girls. Because some of this girls loves and likes only hoppies. My God, bless this girls. I’m an Indian. Typical Indian or Machanz as you call it. My friends are too. And I will remain as it is. If you can’t live with it, don’t break it. Be proud of your own mother-tongue, speak your language, if you don’t speak, you think the whites will do it? Just because you want to hook up with some pussies, dont change our culture. Hip-hop girls, fuck you. Hip-hop guys, fuck you too. And if you wanna be down with hoppies, then fuck you all. Last but not least, thank you.

 

P.S : Puas ah Jai ?Comment kudde yah….

 

 

19 comments to Hip-hop vs Machanz

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    how come i missed dis topic to comment eh???

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    This is the article from my old blog.I reposted here. But it got lost because of the archive.I’m still checking on how to make my archive display all the post.

  • LB

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    if everyone gonna comment….i also wanna tumpang comment la…i realized something that day..my fren and i were speaking in english…than a group of indian people passed by..dont ask me age group all la..i dont know..but without us realizing…my fren and i started speaking in tamil…now,what does that say about us?sesat kids kot…

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    “yo mmaannnn!!… wazzupppp mmmannnnn”….!!

    Oh my god, I feel like slapping myself for talking like that!

    Valge machanz!

  • Sarah

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    hmm im bored n im practically commenting on all ur post!!well here it goes…u wanna wear hip hop, learn to have the right attitude!! cuz u nigga wannabes are getting nowhere n didnt ur mum tell u look strange in those clothes??its either u wear em right or juz forget it and dress casual…dats more eye catching!!

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    If they wanna be a nigga, go ahead and sell perfume and belt~! Ma man, I got nice parfum and wallat for you. I give u cheap cheap!!

  • Arjunan

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    even these hoppies nowdays cant speak proper english..their worst than paryans

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    aw~ such a cute post~ lol. i was searching for hip hop chains (for a gala dinner in my college the theme is party like a rockstar). stumbled across this. if u know anymore hoppies ask them where to get those chains. LOL. :x anyways tell the girl don’t label people. they are not tins or cans. =]

  • SunTannedSuperman04

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    hmm, Niggaz brag Hip-Hop this n that coz thier ancestors were the founders of the basic stuff (As what I have read before).. and Niggaz these days brag about hip-hop cos its their culture, and the world likes it..
    However, the indians who try to brag about hip-hop should really stop.. cos most of them, dont even know the definition of hip-hop and what it takes to be a hip-hopper.
    I’ve seen a lot of wannabes.. wearing their pasar malam chains, baggy pants, sumo-sized shirts and 50Cent caps… and seriously, i hate those kinda lame fucks..
    Its a globalised era of hip-hop, but if you cant even master a certain element of hip-hop, there’s no point in being a Hopper.. I believe I have the rights to comment on this topic this way cos i was a B-boy.. thats how i got my name here..
    to those of you who dont know what it means and what it takes to be a Hip-hopper, just be normal.. dont act n brag n spoil such a beautiful phenomenon..
    and I must say, eventhough I love hip-hop, Tamil culture is my soul..
    we should all learn to embrace the tamil culture fully before seeking another man’s culture..

    Hip-hop rocks,
    But TAMIZH is Godly.

    S.T.Superman04

    • de costa

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      dei 09 pund*. first of all you got no rights to comment on what their wearing and where they’ve bought it from.

      secondly, by being a so called b-boy (butoh boy) u didn’t achieve greater things than the ones you’re dissing now.if anything, u’re probably still below them (right under their balls).

      “eventhough I love hip-hop, Tamil culture is my soul..” WTF. do you even listen to yourself man. you’re one funny bastard. at least these people are trying to show the people that the TAMILS are not backdated and use their music and style to live up to the trend; not by some pole dancing like you’re doing.

      bro durai,these comments has got nothing to do with your post. just trying to educate some illiterates.

      • SunTannedSuperman04

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        oh dear me, listen brother.. you dont know me much so please remain calm.. I’m here looking for good intellectual topics..
        if you are here looking for a fight, i suggest you take it out somewhere else.. I’m not the kind of attention you want..
        plus, have you ever even seen me before?? I guess not brother, so just peace out okay?

        Peace upon you and anyone else trying to pick a fight with me..

        Best Regards,
        S.T.Superman04

        @A mature comment by you brother Superman. Batman, please stop provoking, let me decide what nick to allow and what not.

        • SunTannedSuperman04

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          Thank you for the support brother.

          To brother De Costa and Batman:
          I guess you are unable to understand What i meant. I have respect for hip-hoppers.
          Brother Durai posted aboutHipHop Wannabees and women looking to hookup with such idiotic fools. I did not comment on the upcoming artistes- just the wannabees.

          If you do not understand what I write, please refrain from commenting provocatively. and if youcant accept the nick name I use, It’s alright. I have no qualms on removing the 04 out of my name(provided that brother Durai requests so).

          I’ve had enough of seeing brainless people foghting on the streets. The internet and blogs like this are the only intellectual sanctuary I have. so please, stop looking for trouble with me. thank you. Peace

          Best Regards,
          S.T Superman04

  • MoonTannedBatman24

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    nadichathe pothum da..

  • Suren

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    This fuckaz all nigger wannabes…even the real black’s will laugh the way these ppl act…please be proud of being a tamilian…Our mother tongue is the oldest in the world…so don’t try to bloody follow other cultures and brag on that…where by you should be proud of your own ones…Held your heads up Tamillians….

  • dR.r3V@

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    u forgot to mention their nick names…lk:saamy becums sam!

  • hari

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    hows life been treating u lately, man? whats wrong with this sentence? its so so common, maybe this blogger got to grow up first….

  • ANU

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    why complicate life wen it can be treated simple. simple cloths that fits properly and language that can be used in simple manner or being in the shoe that fits.Wannabe kinda funny to watch (not in a good way)

  • Chandra Prakash

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    Hi makkehz…first of all im proud to be a Hip hoppers becouse im just a normal rapper in public, the reason why we are doing this is just for a hobbies which spend our extra time in a healthy way, from my perspection is hop hip is just a music lifestyle and the way we gonna bring up is to the high level, if there is various types of music culture in the world and also in indian life style,
    does anybody watch mtv??? for katak bawah tempurung pepz its a music channela dn there is a video clip from indonesia, phillipnes, japan,vietnam ,thailand, malaysian(malay) does indian video is on mtv, our hip hop culture also not reach up to maximum level but already have hater, guys dun just stand outside of the fence and talking stupid thing try to put some afford to jump in and get know about it.I admit that western hip hopers is always in meterialistec life but not indian,by rapping in tamil we can brush tamil language knowledge…. but not offence for the person who post this still there is some nigger wannabees outside just for emberesing tamil hip hop… but real tamil rappers never forgot from where they are from… A real tamil hip hoper will bring up thier culture which is basicly tamil culture which is high in respect,originality,divine and lots of good thing…

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