I want to be a hooker?

You’re a 7 year old and had just entered the first day in primary school. As usual, the first day would usually be more of orientation thus everyone will be asked to introduce briefly about them self and the most important question that will arise is who do you want to be in future. Summarizing it, my ambition. Take an example there is 40 students in a class.

Next, you will be asked to write an essay. “My Ambition” or ” Cita-Cita Saya”.:D

Now I bet out of that 40, half of the students will be vying to be a doctor. This leaves remaining 20. The breakdown will most likely be this:

Doctor – 20 students
Engineer – 10 students
Scientist – 5 students
Others – 5 students

Now, after 6 years in primary school, you will move on to the next phase in your life which would be secondary school. Again the same fucked up question will arise, and unless you’re smart enough, you will be repeating what you’ve said 6 years ago.

But how many of us do really make it to be a doctor when we grow up? How many of us got to choose who we want to be in real life? All your life, there will be some person be it your parents, neighbors, relatives, or anyone for that matter will try to make decision for you. Usually it works.

Parents nurture their children with pills of ‘uhavetobeadoctor’ or ‘uhave2beascientist’ since they’re small. Why? Because they are the ones that earn a lot.  If that is the case, i would suggest ‘youhavetobeahooker’ pills instead. What? They earn a lot, don’t they?

Not that I’m suggesting that we should encourage our children’s to be a hooker or a child rapist when they grow up, but rather I would suggest that Indian parents, i repeat for that matter, Indian parents should allow their children’s to make their own decision. It’s their own freaking life man.

Have you been in this type of situation? You’re in wedding hall and a few Indian aunties will start talking about their children’s. And then all of a sudden one of their 9 year old boy will come running towards their mom and so another aunty will be asking some questions. One of it would be his/her ambition. Immediately the mother will be giving an evil look towards the son/daughter .So the kid replies” I want to be a doctor”. There you go. I will even lose my 
interest to masturbate that night.

As a matter of fact, if you’re Indian, you should know what I’m talking about. We grow up with so many things in the surroundings that influence how we run our daily life. And Indian guys should never be seen with another Indian girl in the street, the power of communication of an Indian aunty makes sure that the news spread up at the speed of the light. I will talk about that later. Back to our topic.

The moral of the story is, decision on who we want to be in life should be left to the children’s until they’re matured enough. Every job in this world has  its pros and cons. The level of morality in jobs shouldn’t be judged using the title of the job itself. Even a garbage man will make hefty impression towards society if he does his job well.

Not everyone can be a doctor, and not everyone can be a hooker either. Start making decision for yourself and if you’re parent, stop making decision for your children. Allah Malik. 


4 comments to I want to be a hooker?

  • Maxx®

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    @durai – “There you go. I will even lose my
    interest to masturbate that night.” Saavadi :-D , yeppedi yippidi ellem ? Bro , you must come with a post for ‘Indian Aunties’ keep posting young champ .

  • Kasvini

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    LIKE! well.. My lecturer was scolding us for being so wasteful. The garbage man from another country earns RM3k by sorting rubbish 4 hours daily. He said there’s no need to go all the way to Russia to get a medical degree to earn a living, just handle rubbish. And anyway, it does get rather annoying (sampai nak drive a car into a wall) when people just go “aiyarrr…. why are you studying here? you got good results what, go do medicine lar.” okay lar, some people suka that stuff mar. I’d rather study physics for the rest of my life than study medicine.

    dah la tu, I bet some kids have never heard of the term Actuary. I didn’t. Until my sister told me about it. MUAHAHAHAHa… I know how to be a different kind of Indian parent in the future, hahahha.. instead of brainwashing kids into doctor doctor doctor, I’d use reverse psychology on them until they indulge in maths daily and then, incept the idea of actuary into them, hahahahhaha… hahahahah…. Actuarial Science, what a good degree to brag about. Auntie: Apa tu? science? teacher ar?

  • Priya

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    I’ve seen my friends having to take up what their parents decide to. Being an interior designer is what I love. Furnitures, colours, space organisation are what excite me..my amma didn’t like it. She said it’s not gonna get me anywhere. She wanted me to study something to do with computing cuz of the evolution. My appa was okay with it. He said do what you love. My amma is not the type to force me to do anything but she was just afraid for me. I told my man about the dilemma I had, and he talked to amma. I have no idea what he said or when he talked but she was completely okay with it and supports me more than my appa. I am now doing what I love and I am grateful to him and my parents for understanding that I do better when I enjoy doing it.

    ..I’d definitely sit down and talk with my children and sort things out based on their desires. Thanks for sharing this anne..=]

  • ash

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    Dude..you are absolutely right..damn..but our typical indian parents dont really understand any other job than these. most of them will recommend doctors..n thn engineers..n than teachers..and yada..yada..yada..im a web developer and also network admin but my parents dont understand what im doing and told me that i should become a teacher…ok fine..they are not educated enough..i cant blame them but when i told my cousin that i did Comp Science..she look at me n said why u learn about computer for 3 years..its just a machine..i was WTF…n i try to explain to her about programming..u knw C++,JAVA n blah..blah..she stop me in the middle n said I DONT UNDERSTND..LEAVE IT..n there u go..POKER FACE

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