The below article is in no mean directed to anyone or for general public interest. This message is intended for one person. But the article is written in a way of public interest so that others which is the same type takes note. Which is clear cut. No girls were harmed during the producing and publishing of this article.

Lies and girls. Sounds more like a rhyme ,right? But today’s topic is not going to be about rhyme. We shall see the interconnection between the both. We should analyze what had not been done before. Although the similarities is not so much visible now,but by the end of the article, I believe you should be able to grasp what I wanted to convey.

Lying if not considered as a sin, is considered being not truthful and often liars has a very bad name in society. But then, everyone lies. Oh please, do not tell me that you’ve never lied before in history because that will be like telling the most illogical thing on earth. For an example, like telling I’m pregnant. That’s not possible,isn’t it? So,it sits together under the same umbrella with lying.

Talking generally about lies would take me ages .So ,specifically pin pointing my needles, I decided to poke relationship lies . Relationship which is carried on with a lot of lies had always been there. In fact, I believe every each one of us would have lied to our partners. Be it minor or major, I believe it carries the same impact.

Indian girls usually lies to their partner about one common thing. Let us see:

About whom she spoke  to

You’re the boyfriend and as usual you will be calling her. Usually you will be calling her around midnight right? So, lets put this at 2 am. And when you call her,the call will be waiting.

GF : Hello
BF : Why your hp call waiting la?
GF : Talking to my course mate da.
BF : So long ah.
GF : Amada.Exam is near, so talking to her about tips da.
BF : Oh. Then bla,bla,bla.

The next week:

GF : Ya sayang
BF : Today also your call waiting so long. Who you talking to la?
GF : Talking to my course mate Lalitha da. She was having problems.
BF : Why do you have to interfere her problems?
GF : She is my best friend da. Anything also she will tell me.
BF : Oh, Then bla,bla,bla.

The next day :

BF :  You’re pissing me off da. Everyday your call is waiting. And why is that?
GF : I already told you the reason da. Why you shouting now?
BF : Who you talking to today?
GF : It’s Selvi. She was asking about her assignment.

You girls will try to hide as much as possible if you’re talking to another guy. So,that your boyfriend would not doubt you. Which we hate so much.

Let us review it. Girls, we do not have lie detectors prebuild in our hormone system but this kind of lies is too lame. It’s too easy to detect. Why on earth you have to talk to another girl on the phone for so long and you’re claiming you’re talking about tips? What tips is that? Fingering? All right first round is acceptable. Another time when it happens wouldn’t you have some doubts? Why the fuck anyone would have to call you early in the morning to tell you her problems. Let’s put it yes to that too. Maybe it’s true. I know if I give this type of open statements without prove , the benefit of the doubt will fall to girls.

We do not care with who you’re talking to as long as you explain the truth to us. But as a matter of fact, we do not like you girls to be talking to anyone in the middle of the night. Be it about assignment, your friend’s boyfriend is not screwing her enough or she is asking tips for masturbating. No matter what reason you might give us, still a small doubt will always stay in our head on who you talking to. Deep inside,we’ll start to worry about the relationship.

The above story is not created .It was what truly happened to one of my working mate. This girl had been cheating with this guy for a long time and it took him some 6 months to find out this. She had coupled up with my collate and at the same time had spare time to let another guy finger her. True, relationship is build by trust. But the trust had been misused for so many of the wrong reasons until even the one speaking the truth is doubted. I would not give an exception to me on this. But, hey, we’re talking about girls and lies.

You might label me as being in a state of over possession and taking control of the girls life. You see, we wouldn’t bother to take care of your life if we’ve not fallen in love with you. We do not give a fuck unless it is written in our fate that we have to fuck you our whole life. Marriage I meant.

When guys cheat on girls, thousands of sad stories and hours of crying is done telling your story to create sympathy. But when guys are cheated,where do we head to? Drinking and smoking .And when we start that, there goes some bitches telling around that we’re a pest to the society. From best to pest.

If indeed you have to cheat someone, I believe doing that is equal to selling yourself. And I consider them worst than prostitutes because hey, prostitutes charge for their service , don’t they? You see girls, when guys does the same thing, they’re not looked the same way. People do not charge guys with the same thing like girls. When girls does that, we can call them all kind of names for example slut,bitches,prostitutes and so on. But when guys does that? What can you call them?

The impact when guys cheat and girls cheat in a relationship is entirely different. Guys might get out without having a bad name, but the girl will be carrying the bad name for the rest of her life. I believe by now you would have got an idea on what I was trying to talk about. Girls,cheating on your loved ones is no good. Your future is the one which will get spoiled. I apologize if any part of this article had hurt any of you. But then, do I give a fuck?

Sigh. What an arrogant bastard I can be.

P.S: Please my dear close friends,the topic is about girls and lies. Not Durai and lies. Do not post something about me to ruin my relationship.Nan nala iruntha than onggeleke pidikathe mukavasi nerem. Pathe seyenggepa.

Allah Malik.