Kolikunji

Yes, I’ve officially watched it . I’m currently might be holding the record of being the last person to be watching it on theatre. See, not being a movie geek, I hardly go to cinemas. When everything can be watched at home, why would anyone pay and go? But, talents deserves recognization. At least that’s how I believe.

So, that explains the reason I went and watched Dasaavatharam. I’ do not want to conclude again what you’ people had already told about this movie, but I’ve got one word to say, talent is Kamal. All right , make it 3 words.

My ideas of writing my articles comes anytime. Or shall i Say ‘cums’ anytime?
Damn, even when I’m watching porn. So, there i go disbanding the whole idea of watching porn and open up the-most-difficult-application-to-master , ‘Notepad’.

Just like how it was, after watching Dasaavatharam, I was out from the theater when I saw this poster of Hancock. That inspired me of something funny.

What if all the Hollywood film titles were to be converted to Tamil? How would they sound like?

Please take note that the below is just for an entertainment and some of meanings might not exactly match.

 

Hancock : Kollikunji
Mummy Returns : Atha Vanthetha
Wanted : Vendum
Batman Begins: VavalManithan Arambechithan
Catwomen : Pon Punnei
Lord of the Rings : Ellam motherethekum Kadavul
The Scorpion King : Thel Raja
Ice Age : Sillendre Vayase
Ghost Hunters : Pei Vettei
Johnny English : Anggile Johnny
Finding Nemo : Nemovei Theduvom
Die Another Day : Innore Nalaike Saveda
The Day After Tommorrow : Nalandreki
Hellboy : Narege Payen
Harry Potter : Mudi Ulle Potte
Ghost Rider : Pei Ottener
Resident Evil : Pei Kudi
X-Men – X-Ambelei
Exorcism of Emily Rose : Emily Roja ke Pei Otte

And what if in return the Tamil ones are converted to English?

Alaipayuthe – The Jumping Wave
Minnale – Thunder 
Kanathil Muthamittal – She kissed me in the cheek
Punnagai Desam – The Smiling Village
Ezhumalai – Seven Mountains
Hey Nee Rombe Alaga Iruke – Hey You’re very pretty
Arputham – Marvellous 
Karmegam – Skycar
Mozhi – Language
Unnale Unnale – Becaus e of you,because of you
Malaikottai – The Balls of the Mountain
Pudhukottayilirunthu Saravanan – Saravanan from the Balls Village

Not to be forgotten would be if I add some vulgarly translated one :

Ore ponnu ore paiyan –  One pussy, one dick
Pennin manathai thottu –  Touching a pussies heart
Aval Paavam – Pity the pussy
There are many more thousands of movies that can be converted, maybe you can think of something funny.

Again I would like to stress that all the above was purely for entertainment and fun, why I’m forewarning again and again like an old retard idiot because I’m Indian. And because I’m Indian, there will be another Indian who would be labelling me of trying to poke fun of Tamil.I would be labelled a racist perhaps.  There would be another one joining to say that I might be a Malayalee or Telugu, and they would go on explaining that is the reason I’m poking fun on Tamil.

And some retarded girls would go like this about me watching porn:

“Ohhh, this guy watches porn. What a disgusting guy.Must be a rapist. Look at how he writes” .

Does how I write shows you that I’m a rapist? Does any of my articles provides a sense of orgasm to you perhaps? Oh come on.

I’m tired of explaining each fucking time that my articles is written with fun in mind but the hidden message should be easy to be interpreted. Open up your minds and look at the broader picture. Do not take everything seriously.Life is fun.

I’m just..I don’t know how to say, I’m just…Indian. And girls, no offence please.

P.S: My readers all good ma, it’s just some one-night-commentary that sometimes provoke me.Dont forget to list some movies if you have any.


26 comments to Kolikunji

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    Here goes me again as d 1st 2 comment… :P

    2 many msges u included in this post la….
    1)Film title translations
    2)Racist matter
    3)N u watching porn…n d way girls think about a guy who watch porn.

    I would love 2 comment in one word…LOL.

    Nandri..Vanakam.

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    Malaikottai – The Balls of the Mountain
    Pudhukottayilirunthu Saravanan – Saravanan from the Balls Village
    ——————————————————————-

    Bro i beg to differ, kottai in both words mean “forts” and not, well, balls.

    But the most funny was Harry Potter : Mudi Ulle Potte.

    :D

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    Rubenee : Tima kasih..tima kasih

    Sactyr : Bahasa Pasar Tamil, we call Kottai as balls bro..
    Thats the reason I made it like that bro.Thanks anyway for the correction bro.

    :D

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    Haha… semme oru imagination bro.

    Harry Potte Potter would be the best! :D

    And, I like this part:

    “I’m tired of explaining each fucking time that my articles is written with fun in mind but the hidden message should be easy to be interpreted. Open up your minds and look at the broader picture. Do not take everything seriously.Life is fun.”

    100% agreed!

  • anbumalar

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    owhhh goshhh hahahah ur damnn funny la weiii….i meannn i was laughing at the titles though….good stress relief thanks….n by the way wuts sooo disgusting bout guys who watch porn ha??? gals oso do wut n its not wrong la weii….plzzz girlss groww up…which century r u in….guys who watch porn alwiz turn out to be normal n guys who don’t r the one who turns out to be the rapist la murderer la… ;p

  • Lizard

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    Well done bro.. What a funny article …
    Please translate this (Sex in the city)
    he he he

  • Gr@ndM@$teR

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    olu teru…

    ok va!!!

  • Gr@ndM@$teR

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    oolu teru…

    ok va!!!

  • Lizard

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    fantastic , excellent , balle!!!

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    Newcomer here..
    At first I was wondering what the heck is Kolikunji..I thought you crappin around (no offense ah bro)…den, i was serious la..jus reading what the heck you talkin about..den after reach te translation part..i burst out laugh..damn..wat an imagination.. Harry Potter : Mudi Ulle Potte this one can’t take it…rofl..

    good one bro.. :)

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    eppahtalaiva epadi ippedi ellam imagination, but niway wuz a good good relief for me la bro…two thumbs up talaiva..tc

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    boss, u are full of humor la…lolz…bila mau jumpa for tea tarik?

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    @anbumalar : Hope all the girls think like how you’re thinking..but that’s just a hope..

    @k3sh: tima kasih..tima kasih..

    Raj Dev: therile thalaiva..epediyoh varethe..ellam aven seiyel..

    vicknes : teh tarik va..engge ..jb ka?

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    kai

    ungele mathiri ulagathule rendu peruthaa.. onne neenge innonum neenge thaa…ahahahah savadi kutthu sambar lar..

    hidup ragedindian!

  • anbumalar

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    hah…actually der r alot of gals who think like me la…i mean in the sense of we knw wut is exactly right n wut is not tht right n dont over-react for situations or kononnya act “innocent”…maybe u jus hav not met the right minded gal or gals ha…i guess maybe wen u do then u would come up wit soooo many beautiful articles bout us gals *d complicated yet cute species*…heheh ;p

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    @rujjcoomarh : eneh mathiri naraya pereh irukangge bro…hehehe..Machan bloggerz united

    @anbumalar : i know there are a lot of girls thinking like you, but there are also a lot of girls not thinking like you. that seems to be the problem. papom..maybe when i get to know u..i will write about this cute species kot…

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    Kanathil Muthamittal – She kissed me in the cheek
    just my two cent..it should be “Kanathil Muthamittal – She kissed me on the cheek”

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    murali bro: Thanks for the correction bro. Will try to be careful next time….manichirengge bro..

    :D

  • Princess Devil

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    Hmmmmm…

  • shasnita

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    hahax…
    i was thinkin that kolikunji was chicken little..
    good translation…
    hehex…

  • GreenY

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    High school musical : Pallikudam meale paattu
    How to train your Dragon: yeppadi un paambe palakkurathu
    Fast and Furious: Vegamavu Verithanamavu
    My best friend’s Girl: Yen kuttaliyode sarakku
    KickAss: Suute Yetthu
    Salt: uppu
    Get low: Kile yerangu
    Step Up: Meale Yearu
    Expendables: Viriyakudiyathu
    Narnia: You stink

    hehe

  • Saran DA Wan

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    Priest-pusari
    shark night-iravil sura
    real steal-suttamaane irumbu
    cars2-kaargal irandu
    rise of the planet of apes-kurangin ulagam valarukirathu
    final destination-iruthiyaage sellum idam
    sex in the city-pattanathil oolu(fuck)
    dont be afraid of dark-iravai kandu payapadathe

  • Saran DA Wan

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    the island-theevu
    eagle’s eye-kalugin kann
    bangkok dangerous-bangkok kil aabathu
    national trasure-nattin putayal
    i’m the legend-naan perusu
    fantastic 4-atputha manithan 4
    tooth fairy-patkalin thevathai
    day breaker-natkal udainthane
    iron man-irumbu manitham
    street fight-theruvil sandai
    matrix-kanaku
    vempire asistant-kutti saithanin veelai karan
    rush hour-vegama sellum mani

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