It really gets me going when I talk something about Indians. It really inspires me that whenever I felt like talking about Indians, I type so fast and without resting to think what I need to write. The idea comes whenever I see something that is wrong being done by some Indians. You see, it is not my duty to highlight this matter to the society, but it’s actually kind of funny talking about them.
This article that I’m typing right after taking bath, I was thinking about something that I didn’t want to let go out of my head. I didn’t want to lose any information in my memory that I’ve thought about this topic.I didn’t wear anything after taking bath. Thus, emerged the first topic by a naked blogger.Naked Indian blogger perhaps? In which whether I’m clothed or not is not going to matter, we’ll get straight to the topic.
See, I’ve always wondered how come so many Indians girls out there gets cheated with Indian guys in the name of love. You cant really blame the Indians guys alone , as the other races seems to be actively interested towards our Indians girls too. After all , they’re are sweet as a ‘laddu’(indian sweet food) you can call it.
But how come majority of this girls gets cheated and then they say their love is genuine and so on? See, that’s where it gets interesting. While I’ve talked so many topic about relationship, I forgot one simple thing in which this can be the main point.
We’ve always wondered how come so many guys out there can have few girlfriends and so on. See, having a lot of girlfriends is not an issue.And having few Indians girls as girlfriends is not also an issue. It is as easy as ABC to tackle this girls.
All right, now I’m writing a controversial article. Please be forewarned that this article is targeted to the young Indian girls who thinks your love at this age was match made in heaven. It just ends up like hell, don’t they? The thing is girls, you’re too easy to be cheated sometimes. While it is totally very ignorant and arrogant of me trying to say something like this,but think about it.
Let me walk you through on my own Guide of ” Cheating Indian girls For Dummies”. If you have not heard about “..the Dummies” book series ,probably you should read about them. Without further delay, let me summarize how to tackle an Indian girl.
This below guidelines is for tackling Indian girls through Internet.
Follow the 6F Rules.
Indians girls can be easily located anywhere around Malaysia. Most of the one that gets cheated usually the one on the Internet. To tackle Indian girls, one need to be extremely good in handling Friendster application.Low knowledge in Friendster or Facebook, and you’re doomed to get some “Kampung Mali” girls.But considering most Malaysian knows how to use Friendster diligently, it is easy to find them.
What you need to do is look for their shout outs. There will few thousands of these Indian girls who uses love shout outs . For an example :
“Love will inspire you to be someone in life”,
“I’m still waiting for my other part of life”
“Life is incomplete without love”
Check the one that is using broken English or talks hell of a great about love when she is only 16. Now, look at her picture,try to see if she interest you.
Or you can also go for the one that says :
“I lost my love, I didn’t know love is cheat”
Check her status, “Single” good. Any other status, close her profile.
Now, since you’ve located a girl of your interest, the next step would be to befriend her. Do not make a mistake by befriending one girl only, try to go for more. The more you go,the chances are higher. What you need to first of all is to send her a message. Do not go overboard for the girls who is using broken English in their shout out, try to simplify your English.Pity them.
Send a message to them and start off the conversation with some casual talks. Just keep in touch with them and make sure they remember you.Try to get their MSN messenger and keep in touch with them.
After a week or so , talking to your ‘new’ friend , its time to make your move.You should tell her that one week had past by, and it seems like you just missing her more day by day. Tell her that she’s your favorite person currently. That will somehow lead to a lovable conversation.
Start lying to her that your previous girlfriend had left you. Or tell her that somehow she seems to be the most important person in your life.She will somehow fall into your words, but it all depends on your words. The ‘ayat’ that you use is important and this is the one that will make her think about you more than anything else.
Lie and try to be fake as much as you could. Indian girls do not go for the guys that is honest and so on, they would rather go for the one that is pest to the society or the one that is lying. Brains without awareness.
Next, when you feel the time is right, call her to go for a drink and so on.She might deny at first, the usual Indian girls sentiment. They might be giving reasons like, they’ve got exams, parents wont let and so on, Never give up my dear guys. When there is a hole, there is a way.
Try to persuade them, once they agree, consider your job is half done.Call her one day before you’re going out, or after you’ve gone out with her, call her the very same day, and say you fall in love with her.
There you go, you’ve got fucked.
The last step is to forget her. In which you would be getting some follow up sms by the girl or some calls from her. Please ignore.She would just forget about you as well, and the next day, her shout out would be back in Friendster, ” Love is Cheat”.
The same old story.
Now, after reading this, I’m very much sure I can see the rage in some of you.This whole article is written with the word sarcastic being the theme of it. Do not mistaken me of providing this article as a guideline for the guys to get some fucks. It is just an article on how some of this girls are getting cheated. Since you girls are well aware of this now, I suppose you know how to deal with it.
And in no means I directed this article to general public as I say as usual. It is certainly targeted to certain group of Indian girls only.
The moral of the story : Always be alert when you’re on the internet my dear girls, it is that easy as I described above. Maybe you’ve experienced the same thing too.
See girls, this is how we do it.It is that easy to cheat you. Aren’t you supposed to be smarter than that?
Think about it. Sekian.
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