Cheating Indian Thonggis For Dummies

Short Talk : I typed 3 good articles and saved it in my laptop. And so, the usual virus attacked the laptop and it was in need of a reformat. I reformatted and yes, then I remembered that I did not back up or transferred the 3 articles. God.

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What’s the fun without M1 articles?

Well, due to popular demand to the earlier topic “Cheating Indian Girls for Dummies”, I’m back with a similar topic this time. It became pretty famous and Best-Selling-Article for my blog. Indeed it did. Much like how some things in life would never fail to amuse you, that’s  how love is nowadays.Banging and bashing girls all the time is no good as my fellow dicks would be left out with high spirit thinking that we’re the superior species.

The topic would again stereotype Indian guys but it would be somewhat different because it’s not going to be about the usual Indian guys on the street. We’re too wise you see. It is about those Indian Mandes and Thonggis. I present to you “Cheating Indian Thonggis for Dummies”. I’ve wanted to write about this for quite some time, but I put hold this thing because there were threats that people want to kill me. *Wink

The thing about cheating a guy is guys takes all the advantage. I mean if we indeed cheat a girl, at least we’re cheating for fuck. But then, what do girls gain when they cheat a guy, simple, it can practically be any of these things:

1. Money
2. Revenge for cheating your friends
3. For fun
4. For fuck too

A point to note is if any of the girls is interested with point number 4, I welcome you to cheat me. While brushing off that case as very rare, we should take the first 3 reasons on why girls can cheat guys and gain from it.

Indian guys had always been related to quite a number of terms when it comes to girls. See, once upon a time, Indian guys were said:

Tamilan sandeleh than sageran.(Tamilan die because of fighting).

But now,with all the lame love things going on, the saying had changed to

Tamilan pundae lethan sageran (Tamilan dying because of pussy).

(Sande leh sethe Tamilan ipeh punde le sageran.Ena kodumeh ithe)

Some of the guys out there are too easy to be cheated because well, they’re what we can call as ‘thonggis’ or simply can be called as ‘pussy hunters’.

Some of them would die for love. Just look at the suicide ratio. So, girls, how can we really cheat them? Easy. Just like cheating girls, cheating guys follows the same rules. Its 5F rules.

Friend
As usual the first thing that should be done is to befriend them. No worries my dear girls, you do not need to go anywhere. This guy’s a.k.a Thonggis would come directly to you without you putting much effort. All you need is as usual Friendster or Facebook.

If you’re looking for High Class Thonggi’s , go for Facebook. Usually the better ones are there. For the low class one, Friendster should do the work. What you need to do, try cam whoring in different position, and never ever if you’re fat, put up a full picture of yours. Just like how you’ll cheat by putting up names like Angel Unjel or something like that, never put up a full picture of yours. Stick with your face picture if the bottom part of yours weighs at least half a tan (Terpaksa kutuk girls a bit).

Well, it’s all for your good. Try adding up a few friends and keep silent for a few days. If possible, make sure your profile is a private one. So that they would not be able to see all your picture and chances are they might send out a message to you and add you.

Once they add you, you can see one of the lamest things a person can do in Friendster. That is the sign that something caught your bait.

This fucker would put a comment like:

“Hi girl, thanks for the add.”

Or the usual Glitter Flash thingy “Bling here, bling there, Thanks 4 the Add”.

It’s just so lame ay. Guys, please, change, especially those Malayalees I’ve noticed loves to do this. *Wink.

Other things that you can usually notice if he would easily fall down for cheap tactics is by looking at their photos. Try to see if they’re posing with their usual EX-5 with a ‘karat mande’ look. Strike 1.

Fear
Now, the thing this guy loves the most is the fear that you generate when you talk to them. Let’s say if they add you up in MSN, then try to be as fearful as possible to them. Show and you pay your respect and let them feel inferior in all the way possible.

This way, they would feel like they’re the superior species.
Flirt

The usual weapon in any type of hunting. The normal flirting would take you through this stage. Please do not overdo most of the things as this might lead you to be a bit suspectible.

This is also the time that you need to put forward certain things on what you’re actually looking for. Try to put up some demands and do’s and dont’s. Do not make it ask for too many things in the beginning because might withdraw his attention. Gradually increase your demands as time passes by.

Faith
Through your skill of flirting, try to build up faith onto these guys that you’re for real. But girls, never ever go and meet them. They would be giving thousands of reasons to meet you. Getting to know better, for a while only la, and damn lots of other reasons.

Remember, stick to the rules if you want to save up your pussy. No meeting, dating and mating.

Frame

Time to frame him, as for girls; you can stick around with this type of things. It usually works. (MSN)

Thonggi :  Hi da, how r u 2day? I miz u yar, u knw.

Girl : Hmmmm…I’m sad . I got problems da.

Thonggi :  Hah! Wat problem da,tel me,tel me

Girl : You know, “bla..bla put up some sentimental financial story here if you intend some financial gain”. I don know wat to do da. My father not even giving money to top up.

Thonggi : Da, this is not problem. Don wori. I help u ok.Y nvr tell me? M i not important? I top up for u tmrw ok.

Girl : ‘Put some crying emoticons’. Thanks da. I’m so happy I got u.

That’s all. This thing would work 100% depending on the person you’re playing it upon.

 

Fight

After you’ve achieved what you need, time to screw this guy out. You can do the usual thing, just ignore and he might threaten you that he would die or he might kill you.

You don’t have to care a bit. Just put him out of your social networks and ignore his calls. Do not ever tell him that you wanted to cheat him because so and so reasons. This would infuriate him. That’s no good for you.

The End of Story.

By no mean this article is written in a manner so that girls know how to cheat a guy after this. It is just a comical display on how some of our Indian guys can behave on the Internet and in real life.

Sigh, now hopefully the girls are satisfied.

And girls, by doing this, you are rather finding a bad name for yourself than gaining anything out of it. This articles serves as a mere humorous approach and only take the message out of it, not implement in your daily life.

 

 

 


21 comments to Cheating Indian Thonggis For Dummies

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    Well…well…well…what can I say, you seem to have really done your analysis on this……guess there are always lame girls and boys around : (
    Anyway a good post to read, quite true to some extend.

  • varsha.d

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    U spent plenty of time analysing n typing i guess..
    tkcr

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    Good post Durai. What you wrote is very true.Enjoyed reading it.My Mr Nesan is still laughing.”ZAI JIAN”

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    hahaha….savadi..savadi…i believe this will open up some bunch of idiots “eyes”…

  • Anonymous Gal

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    Patutla lama tak nampak ape2 post. Guna anti-virus…ishk…ishk…ishk….Guna AVG pun OK kalu selalu update…

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    Hehe!

    Savadiya soningge bro… =D

    “…but I put hold this thing because there were threats that people want to kill me.”

    The one who threatened you, all pechi p**** than bro… Kenne payenengge/pilengge….

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    savadi post for pilengge and payenengge…

    insaf la wahai…braders and sisterz…

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    marepidiyum..epidi durai epidi…
    chumma karam singh walia mahri puhtu puhtu vehkiringela..(read it as T.R style)

    experience talks aite? hahaha..

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    HI da, savadiya iruke da article … hahahahahhahha

    kai, epidi unge naale mattum inthe mathiri ellam mudithe…

    I truly agree with your article bcoz sometimes guys can be cheated easily. MSN, Friendster and Faceboook is being used as the biggest trap for all.

    Keep it up!

    M1P2 !!!

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    @Veni – Veni, analysis not much actually. Pretty clear what’s going on nowdays what..

    @varsha.d – Spend time analysing..erm..not much..typing..yes..

    @Mithiri – Thanks Cikgu. But I dont understand this line ” My Mr Nesan is still laughing.”ZAI JIAN””

    @Solomon Apaya – Enggethe bro…padichalum thirenthe mattanegeh..

    @Anonymous Gal – Tak lama nampak post ah..iruke pa..cuma article macam ini takda lo…:D . Antivirus ellam iruke..inthe porn website naleh nenekiren.

    @Makkez- Lol…Bro..same goes for the one that said in your chatbox “Bange, ungge meleh puas illeh bangge”. Lol..

    @Theeyes05- Nandri ayyah nandri….hehehe

    @Kesh – Bro, nanum TR mathiri bathil soldren bro..

    Nan penave edethen,
    Pilengge pethi naleh varri pothen,
    Athele ore finishing koduthen
    Eneh veliyeh pathangge na sethen

    ..Thangachiiiiiiii…dande naka daneke naka..

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    @Veni – Veni, analysis not much actually. Pretty clear what’s going on nowdays what..

    @varsha.d – Spend time analysing..erm..not much..typing..yes..

    @Mithiri – Thanks Cikgu. But I dont understand this line ” My Mr Nesan is still laughing.”ZAI JIAN””

    @Solomon Apaya – Enggethe bro…padichalum thirenthe mattanegeh..

    @Anonymous Gal – Tak lama nampak post ah..iruke pa..cuma article macam ini takda lo…:D . Antivirus ellam iruke..inthe porn website naleh nenekiren.

    @Makkez- Lol…Bro..same goes for the one that said in your chatbox “Bange, ungge meleh puas illeh bangge”. Lol..

    @Theeyes05- Nandri ayyah nandri….hehehe

    @Kesh – Bro, nanum TR mathiri bathil soldren bro..

    Nan penave edethen,
    Pilengge pethi naleh varri pothen,
    Athele ore finishing koduthen
    Eneh veliyeh pathangge na sethen

    ..Thangachiiiiiiii…dande naka daneke naka..

    @rujjcoomarh : Therile bro. The Art of M1 poleh. Ena bro, M1 ke ore extension pothe irukingge…lol..

  • Anonymous Gal

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    There are thousands of pron on the web and you want to surf the ones embedded with virus?

  • Anonymous Gal

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    ooops…typo error..i meant porn not pron…. :)

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    Mr Nesan is my hubby and”ZAI JIAN” means “See You” in Mandrin.A small request pls drop by blog, there’s something I want you to see.

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    anthe extension thaa ungele theriyu thaane…

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    @Anonymous Gal : I didn’t surf the one with virus lo..How would I know anyway which one got virus? It’s ok. It’s back to normal now…Hehe.

    @Mithiri : Oh, hubby ah. Averum padikirarah. Eneke therinjethe 3 language than cikgu. Mandarin theriyathu.

    @rujjcoomarh : Theriyum bro..theriyum…lol

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    fuiyoo , do you realize something , more girls comment about this post then guys , What these shows , “Durai cumma kalekerinnge pongge ” ha ha .

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    @townguy – Bro, etho ennaleh mudinjethe …hehehehe

  • Hotel room

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    Angalai valaveipathum penngal,alla veipathum pengal tan

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    Great site you have here.. It’s hard to find high-quality writing like yours these days.
    I really appreciate individuals like you! Take care!!

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