Fine Lines

Good day everyone.

As all of us are aware of, these days, to tackle a girl, you must have specific strategies to play upon. You should set your target and prepare to do all kinds of weird things to get your girl. One of the most important thing is using ‘ayat’. Good words plays a huge role.

You should always spice it up with some pick up lines. For those who is a noob in pick up lines, they’re actually used as an additional spice in the word you normally use to get a girl. Remember, getting the right pick up lines can result whether a girl fall for you or you fall in front of her getting slapped.

I’m not actually going to guide you so that you can lay a girl tonight. I just want to share with you some of the funniest ones. There are few types of pick up lines, I’ll just pick few best ones under each category. To make it even better, let me translate the first category into Tamil.

Indirect lines ( It serves the purpose of trying indirectly)

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

Sentiments (This lines are for attention seekers)

How was heaven when you left it?
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

Flatter lines (Lines that you can use to flatter girls)

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You are the reason men fall in love.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Malaysia last year, weren’t you?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Straight to the point (When your only intention is to lay her)

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before? ( Thappa iruntha eneh olleh edekelam, anah erkenumeh nameh partethe illeh?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ( En karedi bommai kana pochi, en kudeh padepiyah?)

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? ( Sareke, variyah?)

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

Hey baby, let’s go make some babies. ( Va baby, uneke ore baby tharen)

And there tons of lines like the one above out there. Sometimes these lines can be used to impress your girlfriend, but never use it to impress other’s girlfriend.

Another thing, never share this one with a local Kamachi , as the response you might get might be :

Enada sonneh, en pichan kaiyeh un munjeleh vekeh, ungge akka makkah, yare kithe enah pesereh nee, kichideven kichi.

Or they might also be singing you this.

Ithe theveya?

Originally written and presented to you by :

Durai (Mama Jama Puma)

12 comments to Fine Lines

  • inba

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    did u learn kung-fu? coz ur body is kickin ===>( Sareke, variyah?)

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    enake enemo straight the point line pahca..nehre dandanakka than..ahma..nejema those lines used abang karats to tackle girls? dasat dasat..nambleke ayat pohdeve tehriyahte ahpa..parten rasithen than..

    mama jama puma? epidi durai epidi?

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    Local Kamachi arh? Andava!…

    This one wins:
    ‘Hey baby, let’s go make some babies’

    Haha… How about the other way around bro? Any pick-up lines for girls to attract those guys? =P

    Hidup mama jama puma!

  • Anonymous Gal

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    Woo Mai Gad!! LOL….I am speechless….no comments…. ;p
    Eppadi ippedi ellam?

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    Hehehe…..LOL….well i dont think these pick up lines still work now days….its considered lame already but they are definitely funny. You have excel again : )

  • kavita

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    hahahaaa.. shabba…

  • Eugene

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    I am seaching for some idea to write in my blog… somehow come to your blog. best of luck. Eugene

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    @inba : Wah, hidden talent ireke bro unggelekeh. Hehe.

    @kesh : ayat podeh theriyathe soldrevengge than dasyat ayat ellam payipangge…abang kesh player la..hehehehe..

    Mama jama puma, that term already created long time back, ipethan implement panen

    @Makkez : Partner,pick up lines for girls to attract guys ah? Senang je bro, hantar satu sms dekat sun tv chat channel, ellam desperados will be there

    @Anonymous Gal : Eneke therile pa..

    @ Veni : It is lame la..but people are still using wooohh..

    @kavita : U liked it I guess :-D

    @Eugene : Yep, same to you brother.

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    from the whole article… “mama jama puma” is the highlight. hehehhe.. :D

    overall entertaining. good job again.

    p/s: this one tak paham la. -Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?-

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    Semme Point bro,added the sugar to the coffee just right.
    MAMA JAMA PUMA va—Ithe na ethirparkele…

    Ithe pun lebih kurang sama mathiri irukke bro:
    Hey baby, let’s go make some babies. ( Va baby, uneke ore baby tharen) or
    (Ulle vaadi pulle tharen)…enno enakku thoneche!

    Niway nice article….2 thumbs up talaiva…

  • Nesh

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    damn!!!ungganala mattum eppidi brotha mudiyithe intha mathirlam elutha!!!!ithukene thaniya brain vechirikigala!!!


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