Cheating Indian Girls For Dummies 2

Happy Valentine’s Day All!

This article is written in accordance to what is happening generally nowadays. Girls should read this on how guys are trying to get into your pants. The article works in a opposing way for the girls, like what you should expect and avoid when a guy approaches you in the way this article is suggesting. Read it for fun. This is purely for fun, and no girls were harmed in the making of this article. :P

Couple of years ago, when I wrote an article about how to cheat on Indian girls for your fuck needs, it was a major ‘hit’. I mean a ‘hit’ in my own blog. Guys loved it, gays ignored it, girls loathe it, and lesbians liked it.

But as you know, practically as time passes by, the same tactic would not be useful as how it has been years ago. And girls don’t use Friendster anymore, they have moved on to Facebook. Would the same tactic be useful to tackle them?

I’m afraid not.

So, let’s roll “Cheating Indians Girls for Dummies 2″. It is through my multiple experiences on how girls react and how girls generally behave that I’ve concluded and written this article. I’ll have to admit though; girls today are smarter than ever. They don’t really fall for your average lines.

If you remember, I’ve told you that I was conducting an experiment in real time. Inarguably, while girls a few years back responds to this type of ‘things’ very actively, they don’t seem to take the bait nowadays.

We know girls are smarter anyway.

So yes, the experiment was purely for this article. I was not trying for some fucks with those girls that I’ve written the ‘lines’ anyway, purely it was for R & D purpose.

I’ve summarized that this is the way it works. So here goes the rules of cheating, the 4 P Rules:

Plan:

You’ve got to have a plan. Write your liners, make it short and simple .Send it over to as many girls that you want, wait for their response. There is no way you could fail in this; if you do not receive any response from the 2415 girls you’ve send the message to, you’ve seriously got some big issue. Check back your liners and try something new. To prove that these liners are still working as a conversation starter, below goes mine.

The liners should be catchy. Girls have realized that most guys forward the message to all the other girls too, so they tend to ignore such messages. This is where you need to put your extra effort, make sure you put their name after your Hi. It can indicate that it’s a personal message since her name is there. For an example, say her name is Ponnethayi.

Keep your count. Do not send the same message to all her friends too. That would be like the must dumbest thing you can do.

By the way, the odd of success for the message that I send out was 2:20. Out of 20 messages, 2 responded in the way I wanted for a continuous conversation. And if you’re wondering, the conversation stopped there, I’ve got the result that I wanted and did not prolong the conversation.

Prey:

Make sure your target is vulnerable. Do not target high rollers if you’re not one of them. If the girls profile picture shows her posing in front of the Paris Eiffel tower; and the greatest vacation you’ve had was the Port Dickson beach with your Machans, forget about it. Target the younger ones, and make sure they’re single.

Remember, your prey must be vulnerable. The same rule in Friendster applies here though, check out their ‘Shoutout’ or ‘Status’. If it’s anything related to love or being sad, it’s time to drop your pantsmessage in her mailbox. Girls like when guys show extraordinary concern, like let’s say the girl gets sick , ask her continuously for the next 3 weeks like how you usually do:

“How r u da, you fine da? I tot u sick da” Kotte da, mayire matte da.All the da da da that you use. Pathetic.

And if the girl responds with a ‘da’, you’re on the right track.
You’ve got your Kamachi.

Play

Play fake in front of them. Lie as much as possible, like how you’ve made a difference in the life’s of other people, and how many charity homes you’re helping. Girls are no longer looking for a ‘karat’ Machan nowadays; they’re more into the concerned type of guy, and a guy who has a big heart.

Do not ever tell them you’ve been single all this while. It’s just plain stupidity. Lie that you’ve just gotten out of a relationship and still trying to get over it. As usual, she would be asking about what happened with your previous relationship, just try to be as pathetic as possible. Create the best fake love story, on how she died in an accident or how you both have to go separate ways because of some reason. Make sure you tell them you were in a relationship for a long time, which enhances their belief that you’re looking for a steady relationship.

Positive

Feed in positive things about yourself to her. Make sure she gets the best impression about you. Once she gets the impression that you’re the Tamil film hero for her, ask her number. If she refuses, do not get depressed, just try another time. And again and again till you get her number.

Once you get her number, just make the move directly within a few days. Call her frequently at night (but don’t get too annoying) and stop asking repeatedly if she had dinner, switch to something different instead. Talk about what she did on that day, what’s her plan and so on.

This might give you a chance to slide yourself through. When she says that she has got no plan, you can try your usual lame jokes by asking her out. In which she might just laugh it off for the first time. Again, success depends on trial. Keep on trying till you finally succeed.

Once you’re out with her, the rest comes easy. I do not need to teach anything further.

So, girls, this article depict how some of us operate nowadays. None of you who read here is that vulnerable anyway, obviously, but you can’t deny the fact that :

When there is a ‘hole’, there is a way. (My personal inspirational quote)


38 comments to Cheating Indian Girls For Dummies 2

  • Mike Mayandi

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    When there is a ‘hole’, there is a way..

    LOL….top classs laa…Adalah kolee curyy

  • super subrayan

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  • inba2004k

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    i feel extremely enlightened today…

  • bytes

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    Very enlightening on Valentine’s!

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    Haha.. Ningge than bro nambe sole Malaysian Indian e-book writer!

    “Cheating Indian Girls For Dummies 2″

    By the way, I have drafted something like yours too bro, I meant the part which says “Friendster is no more… For now it’s Facebook”. Hehe.

    Savadi bro. If you could write this in a PDF file and sell it, ningge yenggeyo poiruvingge bro.. Savadi punya tutorial. Respect! :D

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    lol..nice article..
    btw bro.. the ‘When there is a ‘hole’, there is a way..
    my group mates used this line in his rap verse..during recording 1 months back.. lolz.

  • linda

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    naughty naughty ha ha ! watch out ladies:)

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    Aaarghh finallly…I was having no luck in facebook and thanks to you that now I am fully enlightened! haha..nice article bro..and good to be back to read your articles..Cheers

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    @Mike Mayandi : Hehe, kolee curry..haha..

    @super subrayan :Bro, eneh mama veleh pakeh vecherevingge poleh iruke …hehehe :P

    @inba2004k : My pleasure bro :)

    @bytes : Aww, impressed ? haha..

    @Makkez : Yena bro ipedi ellam peseringge, nambe motive ve entertaining writing thane bro ..Nalle pereh nala iruntha ethe senjalum thappe ile bro..hehe

    @Junio Vinod : Oh, sathiyema eneke theriyathe bro..hehe..I’ve been using this long enough since I was schooling bro ..:) Sathiyema copy adikileh bro.. :P

    @linda : :)

    @Vivek : Oh welcome bro. Always a pleasure having you here :) Start your hunt bro ..hehehe..

  • Royal_Pain

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    Hahaha…this is y i believe that facebook is only to reconnect people we already noe n ar still knowing….

  • Kanaga

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    hey, really nice article…and your inspirational quotes was super.

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    hey durai,
    i gotta disagree with you here.
    Ur email was decent, it wasnt any sort of liners.
    and believe me, ive had many of these kinds of emails before..weirdly, even from chinese and indonesians..wat can i say, im awesome :)
    some may intend to form a genuine friendship thru fb, and the way how u started ur liners, seemed genuine.the intentions doesnt seem to be for ‘any fucks’ as you put it.
    If you are gonna pollute even normal conversation and frenship btwn guys and gals, it will be very difficult to trust anyone after this.
    I am sure u know many readers here personally. If any of us had read ur article beforehand, we wouldnt even bother layaning you.
    Or the criteria of a guy wanting to get to knw a girl, in ur terms :
    a) has to own a blog
    b) do a bit of charity here and there
    c) try to be all macho and manly
    and if and only if the guy fulfills the above criteria, thn we should consider forging a frenship with the author??lol
    btw, look at the statistics and the reply, ONLY 2 layaned u. and from the two, the reply didint seem so desperate or whatsoever

    Just feel that ur article this time was kinda shallow.

    ps : dont think u managed to prove anything, ur experiment failed.am so proud of my species. :)

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    @TrueGemini : You got it all wrong girl. My first advice , you should definitely stop looking at everything too seriously. Awesome people have fun, you know?

    some may intend to form a genuine friendship thru fb, and the way how u started ur liners, seemed genuine.the intentions doesnt seem to be for ‘any fucks’ as you put it.

    You have mismatched the whole article. I did not say the liners was for fucks, I said the liners are conversation starters.

    “To prove that these liners are still working as a conversation starter, below goes mine.”

    I am sure u know many readers here personally. If any of us had read ur article beforehand, we wouldnt even bother layaning you.

    Of course , goodness, that’s so obvious. But why are you mentioning this? Do you think anyone would send their liners to those who reads my blog?

    Or the criteria of a guy wanting to get to knw a girl, in ur terms :
    a) has to own a blog
    and if and only if the guy fulfills the above criteria, thn we should consider forging a frenship with the author??lol

    Lol. When did I say he must have a blog? Oh come on. No, again and again, in your attempt to express your opinion, you’ve been writing your own article basing on mine. You’re just saying things I have not said, AT ALL. And of course I DID not say ‘IF and IF’ only the guy does that, then girls would consider forging a friendship.

    btw, look at the statistics and the reply, ONLY 2 layaned u. and from the two, the reply didint seem so desperate or whatsoever

    Of course, because,duh; obviously it’s a conversation starter? Of course they won’t reply “Oh yea baby, I want to fuck you too” on their first reply. Come on.

    Just feel that ur article this time was kinda shallow.

    ps : dont think u managed to prove anything, ur experiment failed.am so proud of my species. :)

    What do I have to prove? I don’t get it, it’s for fun la, the whole article is for fun. Do you know the meaning of laughing? I guess not, since almost all things that normal people do (like having fun) might be shallow to you.

    @SpideR : Cheers brother

    @Royal_Pain : Agreed. :)

    @Kanaga : Thank you :)

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    And you still wonder why the girls call you anneh after reading your blog?? Kekeke…..Its obvious they are scared of you la…inthe mathiri lam experiment panna!! :D

    Nice article btw…thnx for letting us girls know you guys punya strategy on how to prey on girls….Now we are alert….:D

    Durai : Haha, Vanee, Obviously I’ll have to go look for a girl who does not read blog at all and hate it. Buta I.T lagi baik. Perfect.

  • honest

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    Durai, if a guy says he wants to get to know a girl better because her style in the FB impressed him, is she supposed to assume that he is a strategist and has the `hole’ matter in his mind? Only the desperate ones, (both girls n guys) will opt to the net with such filthy thoughts. You need not worry abt salvaging such girls because `that’ is exactly what they are looking for. Even before the era of internet such girls n guys existed and had their own modus operandi to achieve their goals. We can’t deny that some genuine couples actually met thro’ the net, fostered good friendship/relationship but the cyberspace also allows all kind of jerks to interact with eah other without parental control. However, we can’t conclude that all guys who say hi to girls in Fb have `that’ on their mind.

    Maybe in your next article you should gv tips to girls on how to differentiate genuine interest vs. faked interest of guys.

  • TrueGemini

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    quote/Couple of years ago, when I wrote an article about how to cheat on Indian girls for your *fuck needs*, it was a major ‘hit’/unquote
    dont kid me durai, even ur title suggests it,-cheating indian girls for dummies. what is that supposed to imply? the liners are for conversation starters where the end intention is for fcuks, rite?

    to quote honest, he spoke my sentiments exactly, /Durai, if a guy says he wants to get to know a girl better because her style in the FB impressed him, is she supposed to assume that he is a strategist and has the `hole’ matter in his mind?/

    u took all the trouble of writing to 20 girls just for conversation starters. and the 2 girls replied like any normal courteous human being would. so, yeah, ur efforts were wasted.

    i still cant see what ur trying to prove here..
    or is it a celebration, ‘huraay, durai got replies for his email. he finally got some attention from chicks!!good for u :)

    it was just a matter of getting a reply for ur emails. and u got all excited because of that..geeez

  • Ninja Assassin

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    @True Gemini

    You know what Durai is trying to prove with this article? NOTHING! IT’S FOR FUN! Christ’s sake, man, you wouldn’t get satire if I mailed it to you in a big bag labeled ‘satire’.

    This has nothing to do with male chauvinism or girl power or sexism. It’s a joke, for crying out loud! Men and women r equal in Facebook.

    Ok now go make me a sandwich.

  • SpideR

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    Yeah ninja ur rite its juz 4 fun n not sumthin to b fought 4….its actually an equally important lesson 4 d guys n gurls who reads tis coz now d guyz got a new Technique thanx to Sifu Durai n d gurls knows wat to expect wen u get tis kind of msges….so both guys n gurls who read tis only gained sum valuable info, n 4 d rest who didnt…”Vadai Pochey”….;p

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    bro… don’t judge the book by the cover bro… selepere senjeypuduvangge….

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    Agreed, this was purely meant to be fun girls. Don’t take this seriously. :D

    As SpideR mentioned, both the girls and boys would definitely benefit from this article. ;)

  • Max

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    Liked the ponnethayi bit..ne rombe sokkah iruke..LOL

  • Budak Takde iLmu

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    Well bro.I have read your articles.But this article; as you mentioned girls are easy to cheat.I understand that you’re expert in cheating indian girls.Good.

  • savundra

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    cant stop laughin… kalakeringa pooonga… nice post..
    agree wit coolvannegirl too

  • JOKKA

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    SEMMA HOTTE SEMMA HITTE!

    SEMMA ARTICLE BRO KEEP GOOD WORK
    BUT JUST DNT UNDERSTAND THE PEOPLE IN “HOROSCOPE ”
    DIN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS ARTICLE ABOUT

    READ BEFORE REPLY
    DONT
    REPLY AFTER READ

  • JOKKA

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    BRO BRING TOPIC OF PHOTO COMMENT IN FACEBOOK

    SURE BOX OFFICE HIT THA

  • Star

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    Dear Durai,

    Interesting and funny article, really. However I cant help but feel something is wrong here.

    We (indians) are quite backwards actually dont you think, to talk about cheating and being cheated, if what we have mind is only sex?

    You know why? Cause indian guys still think very low of girls who had sex already i.e. bride should be a virgin. This is the reason why indian girls feel cheated when it does not go beyond bed.

    So guys, start changing your mind set a bit. Girls enjoy sex as much as guys too.

    So if guys can stop acting like a bitch and brag about how easy a girl was during a thanni session, then girls would also stop saying “please dont tell anybody” after reaching climax!

  • Durai

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    @savundra : Enjoy sister, long time no see.Engge poningge?

    @JOKKA : Thanks bro:)

    @Star : Well, below article’s should explain my stand about the virginity issue :)

    http://ragedindian.com/2008/05/20/virginitydignity/
    http://ragedindian.com/2008/11/01/virgin/

  • Star

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    Good for you darling, wise at a young age, very rare.

    But i still think that girls should watch ‘eeram’ first before feeling extra mushy and getting no holds barred with hubby.

    Vision 3030 perhaps for indian guys on this issue.

    The other thing is, girls and guys (especially) should attempt to come out from from parents home and live independently at least when they are 20-23yrs old.

    I balk at the thought that guys still live under mother’s care at 30yrs old. Kaduvele! Enna kodume saravanan!

  • Budak Kampung Tak Tau English

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    There’s plenty of other movies as well that they should watch other than Eeram, wouldn’t you agree on that Bintang ? :D It all goes to the same plot whereby they should be extra careful n diligent enough to safe-guard themselves :)

    If the guy doesn’t get married till he’s 30, salah dia ke ? :D Ponnu kedekelle, athe aven tappa ? Athe vide ithe enna kodume Star ? :D

  • Star

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    Village Boy Donno English,

    Enna law if not married must stay with mother n father?

    Anyway Village Boy, if 30 still not married it is not kodume but lucky..hahaha

  • Budak Kampung Tak Tau English

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    I x say its a law di sisi undang undang Malaysia kan ? ;) That guy probably wants to be with his parents cos he loves them alot. Affection and love towards parents is wrong ? :)

    lucky ? Ermm, got la some untung if staying with parents :p

    P/S : Luckily I’m not 30 years old yet :p

  • chanel geetha

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    i fil that guys nowadays are tinking so cheaply to tackle a girl …..if u reli like that particular one then u will be in the right track ….GUYS try a better way to actuli impress gals lah !!!! and GALS responding in FACEBOOK msg or wateva mailbox try to be more sarcasm .makesure ur reply annoy any GUYS msg ……..tat will be more interesting ….n to the WRITER…..evn the guys fall for WORDS SUCH AS DA…SYG N ETC …………

  • Divya

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    ahahahahaaaaa. Nalla R&D. Investment :RM0.00, Return on Investment:RM0000.00000
    This doesn’t have to do with smartness It’s whether a girl is seducable or not!! hahaha. Even the smartest can get cheated when u hit the right buttons…LOLzz, mande bhatteram=D

  • rudra

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    enge santhu iruko angge kandipa pathe irukkum…

  • mr.no-name

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    thanks bro…lost my old touch…

  • Angel

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    Awesome article… A lot of guys tried that before.. but i will be careful after this…. Thanks a lot…..

  • Deejay Tito

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    BRRR………This article is awesome but i did attract some hot debates in..Anyway,nice touch,Durai……I do remember my friends used to use this type of lines just to get the female’s attention…

x

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