The total cost for the charity is listed HERE.
If you know enough about me, you would realize that I’m just an average Macha. I’m not that good, and I do have lots of bad habits, plus the way I talk is way different from the rest. I blast out lots of bad words all the time, and sometimes these words are very creative.
You see, when one Indian guy (a Macha) talks to another Macha, the way he communicates would be different from how he talks to the rest of the people. Even the language might be different. It might be filled up with bad words, or sometimes it might be referring to things around us to indicate another thing. It’s indeed that unique.
Anyway, I’ve thought about this, why not? Since no one ever had published anything about the languages that a Macha use, I thought maybe I would dedicate this post to enlighten you with the words that I’ve used all my life.
Please note all the words listed here are just for fun purpose, and since I do reveal things that people on the ground usually do, I don’t really give a fuck if it offends any politically motivated nerdy fuck who might be reading this.
Unfortunately, only people who understand Tamil (and Malay) would find this funny or entertaining. I’ve also put in some explanations, which I believe is the real meaning. Please correct me if I’m wrong.
Savadi : Means excellent, or that’s the way!
Cantik Macam bunga : Also carries the same meaning as savadi
Kathila : Also carries the same meaning as savadi
Mastan : To say someone is an expert in a particular field
Surunggi : To say that you’re a coward
Sakit ah nadenthekithe : To express that you’re feeling sad over what had the other person done to you
Mama Jama Puma : To explain about your dick or to explain that you’re great.
Ligat : To say you’re very clever(in social ill issues)
Karat : To say that you’re a Machan without attitude
Karriyen : To refer to a dark skinned guy
Mayat : To refer to a thin guy/girl
Airport : To refer to someone who is bald(usually used to describe another Machan’s father)
Othale orang tua: To express that the other party is telling a lie
Shortah irupan poleh : To say that the other person is actually mad/insane
Chikanggo chenggo : You can say this in any occasion. No true meaning had been defined yet.
Alle katak(Amale katak) : To show excitement
Buta.com(Buta kabai) : To express disappointment or in case of failure
Pechi lari : To refer to someone who is not talking in a respectful way
Girls on the other hand, are referred to in a lot of ways, of course, the common one’s are:
Sareke : A girl worth a look is usually called as sareke
What else?
Figure : A good looking girl
Tombe : To refer to a fat girl
Kokoi : An average girl
Vandi : The name says it all. If the girl happens to be a playgirl/usable/or anyone is allowed to ride.
Color : A number of girls
Joko : A girl worth a look
Pokok : In the case the girl is overweight, pokok should be used.
Scenario :
Machan 1: (looks at an overweight girl) Cha, ingge parrah joko pothe!
Machan 2 : Athe joko ille macha, pokok da.
And of course not leaving the best of the rest:
Maire 1 : Which is fuck it ,we’ll just do it.
There are of course millions more words and terms(different place, different words), but for that, I need your help. If I’ve missed out any, perhaps you can drop it in the comment box. It should be a lot of fun and serve some humor to the other readers. I don’t censor things, so go all the way. If you’re a Macha or Machi, help create the first of what I’ve named:
Wikicha (Combination of Wikipedia and Macha)
Yours sincerely,
Mama Jama Puma
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Kai, I was having the thought to write this but neenge munthitinge so here goes my contributions.
Kunji Kamal – Refers to Playboy (male)
Othandi – A person who fucks you up all the time
Cingkeh – Also refers to hot/pretty/good looking girls
Girl-le – Referring to our own girlfriend
Ellame kambe – A group of guys
Kotta Surungi – Coward
Thoda Nadangi – Same meaning as coward
Papan – Girls with small breast
Semme kaayi – Referring to girls with big boobs
Pundethaangi – Guys who always hang out with girls and hates guys or sometimes bad mouth about other guys
Punde Pusari – Same meaning as above
Sappi – Homosexuals/Softies (male)
Bambai Adepe – Girls with big ass
Sethanda Sivaji – To express dissapoinment
Paati Tauwe – To express frustration
Punde Paarveh – A look with full of ego i.e “Macha aveneke pundeh paarveh”
OMG …Such a great post… I’m still laughing over here… So after this, if anyone comments I got a chance to know what the mean indirectly… thanks pa…LOL… seeme words… some of it I never even heard before..:)
chance-eh illenge saar unge post..haha..
@raj, that kunji kamal term is awesome..;)hahaha
ammaleh ganjah!
and punde pusari..nalla ireke..
K.J – kuthi jatuh…( a guy who neva lepakz wit hs machaz bt alwayz clinging on gurlz….)
LOL..general knowledge..
MaT Bunga (Bunga) = playboy
Kaw = Term to talk with energy or respect ( eg : Kaw-ah pesu mike ! )
TEH O = Playgirl
Slope Tengah = Bald head @ Sottai @ Airport
Siget = Cigaratte
Sasau = Insane ( shorthu )
haha…durai’s and raj’s was awesome…lol.
what i remember is:
keran keran= okeran (lying to someone)
senjuvuderan= same meaning as above. liar.
30 kase kuih= just for a girl. (he did sumthing)
pechi’le kirellvuluthe: talking rude.
seluar kaluthammele seyiran’la avan= cheating.
road’de= playgirl@ vandi
Languange of the illiterate!
Even if its for fun/joke,,,really no class!
Surely u can do better Durai.
Something less demeaning……
@maigle saigle: No meaning. Just an alternative to scold I guess.
Example: This also you dunno ar!! Real maigle saigle la you!!
@Sareken: The male version of Sareke.
@Machan: The real indian indian kind of indian guys.
Durai, you should soooo totally make this into a book!! The lingual of the Machas!!
sempoi – usually refered to a hot gal (e.g. : Macha, ponnu sempoi-ah iruka da)
othale orang utan – a variation of ur “othale orang tua”
‘lek/relek – basically, its relax
sareke lebat – a place wif alot of girls
Language of the downright Pariahs!. Durai you have successfully established yourself as the greatest Pariah. Your parents upbringing and moral values are largely exposed in each of your egoistic post! Yeah, go on don’t care about it! Karma works slow la dey! Don’t you think that sins can be washed away by your trumpetted charity work. Your actions are like eating the shit that you shat!
NiceMachan n GentleMan,fuck u both.diz post is just for fun u lame assholes!jz cuz u 2 are a couple dickheads duznt mean evry1 has 2 b.read it,hav a laugh n get da fuck out.get a life fuckfaces
Haha super terms bro. Raj, ninggelom kaleiketingge!
Let me add some:
Amale Ganja – Something like “Ooops” or “OMFG”
Urre seivan – Refers to someone who is lying (menipu)
Lek Pannu / Lek Panungge – Cool down
Pulithi kacang pulut – An advance version of the term “Pulithi”, someone who thinks that they are great, just like our brother Nicemachan who commented in this post!
language of machans ,i used a lot at school/collage time
some of it
ungki:cigaratte
scrap: cheap liqueur
koyak: no money
auntybiotic:u know what i mean
tong:share
pancung:sharing cigaratte
Tambi = dick
Thangachi = Pussy
ammale ganja = Wow thts great
Suttu adichi soru podurathu = They fuck u up
Onnum teriyatha papa pottalam thappa = hehe
Lol. I can’t believe we managed to collect so many in a single post alone.
And even I’m amused with the number of words I’ve not known yet, dasyat la braders
NiceMachan / Gentleman > welcome.
KERINGLA -NO MONEY
ISIKAN – THANI THA
OTHRUNGE-KAIGE SEIYA THA
PANAS BARAN- IN ANGRY SITUIATION
ma-ku-ma= marakuthimantharavathi… a word used to express a feeling being cheated by another person..
ALL THE OTHER MACHAZ: very nice posts guys ^^
these are the words my frens and i use:
Othe-maari: a person that got fucked
Ole poda pore maari: a person gonna get fucked
MolaiPeruthi: big boobs
SoothePeruthi: big Ass
Vellei kacang : High class nenepu like Gentleman and NiceMachan
Kambing Kaigeh: Frens no matter what
Paati soothe paavakaai: mature or old woman that fucks
kunjumon: smart nenepu
puluthi kacang: same as above
poolaandi kacang: neneps he has big dick
madai pundek: gangster nenepu
othe kadhai: fucked up story
Tata kunjile Gel’le, Paati soothile Ole: old people fucking
Kunji vecha namitha: manly/ tomboy bitch
Pi vaari: shit shovel/ shit licker
Ambaat: over Ligat
Jegat: memang ada gaya.. one man show in fights.. stylo..
thats all i remember for now.. i will post more later..
durai, wow look at the responds you have been getting for this post! Is this what you hv been expecting? looks like Tamils have been exceptionally creative in finding words to describe many very `important’ matters in life. No wonder we are the most progressive community in Malaysia. lolx.
Realist, you should know I was not expecting this. What started as pure fun, goes on to something serious and I see fights again, I saw a comment even against you. My apologies on behalf. I’ll try to keep it in check.
haha..hey whn i was in form 5 my frends(guys)use tis kind of words talk n laugh…if i ask wats da meaning means they won tel…. sumtime i wil ask wit my boy but tat munkey oso wont tel…. i remember sum n gimme da meaning…
pati tau =????????????
pati tauge=?????????
:-p
Pundek Pechu – Conversations tats gonna end u up in d Hospital bed….;p
Lebih Pechu – Conversations tats gonna end u up in d Hospital bed….;p
Pundek Parvei – A look tats gonna end u up in d Hospital bed….;p
pundek pandang – A look tats gonna end u up in d Hospital bed….;p
Kurap – attitude tats gonna end u up in d Hospital bed….;p
Periye Set-te – sum1 u dun wann mess wit…;)
Kalan Kunji – Gangzta wannabe kids…;p
Personal Fav : Pattai – Cheap liquor/parang….;p
More to come in d next edition….;p
Skygirl.. there are some things in this world u should not know =P
paati tau means old pussy/ haggard pussy
paati tauge is never heard of.. sorry =P
@durai-no worries as i am not affected by such comments. Keep blogging on interesting topics!
v-roch….hmmm..10q anyway….(;
This one moreless related to girls (guy to girls)
How about girls to guy (any)….i’m so curious.
I do remmeber few thisgs here and wish to share with you guys
Panas kaigalz= referring to thug or person whom you dont want to mess with.
mama mitha= means you/me or a group of guys are family.
ollemaari= a guy with high tense of sex(worse than playboy).
alle okkathe= dun lie!!!
senji pudeveh=an act that will end up pointless or
meaningless or get busted for lying.
Machan Rulez!!
Thank you really for making an effort to unite and form a common lingua for all to use. Good stuff here bro (rujjcoomarh, urs was awesome too), not taking urselves so seriously, sorry i have no contributions or additions tho. Keep it coming.
Haters, chikanggo chenggo.
Durai after so long,I’m finally getting in touch with your blog, and it’s still awesome as always.My best wishes for M1 and you! Now from my side,ikkere chudu:
Vantha Fatimah Pona Pukimak: If you get a girl(lucky),if not fuck it!
Kokki:A guy who always goes after a pussy.
Puki Tiaw:no meaning till today.
Pundek Jatuh Kai: A guy/man who fell for the pussy…
Kambe Keras Kaingeh: His dick is hard.
Tangapoole: Golden Dick!
Teh O/Tevediya Oli: A playgirl/vandi!
Sappi Ko Lelo/Poooochi: referring to a Coward.
Disput’e: Some sort of arguement.
Just my 2 cents…
bro let me add one more
empat puluh : puluthi