M1 Valentine Tips

Valentine’s Day is around the corner, as usual everyone seems to be busy picking up things for their partner. You can see it all around in the shopping centers and gift shops, young guns seem to be flocking in to buy something special for their loved ones.
While you would never see this type of crowd on any other special days, like Father’s Day or Mother’s, it is inarguably the time of the year when most guys gets creative and spend all their hard-earned money(from their parents), into buying gifts for their girlfriends.
Many of you might even be getting ready to propose to someone, someone special you might have pursued relentlessly for the past few months. All the hard work like messaging her every night before you sleep at 1 am to tell her you missed her, calling the pussy every morning to wake her up, spending on her although you have nothing to eat yourselves, telling your friends how lucky you’ve been whenever you’re with her, all those hard work, will only be considered had yielded a result if you propose, and she accepts.
And then few months down the road, you might fuck each other, and then you might encounter some indifference in opinions(which amazingly you did not have at all before you both end up in bed), then finally breaking up and continuing the cycle with another girl or guy. This is what I’m seriously seeing, in most of the relationship nowadays, haven’t you seen this type of things around you? Isn’t this how most relationship is nowadays?
Right, since most of the fault seems to be coming from the guys, let me see if I can summarize something about what you can do and should do when you have a partner or a girlfriend in order to sustain the relationship. This might also help the genuine guys to keep their relationship happy and successful.
No beating
This is the universal rule and my personal policy that most guys don’t seem to understand. A guy should never EVER beat a girl. Or perhaps abuse her. Come on guys, that’s the lamest shit you can do man.Why?
The reason is because only coward fucks fight with girls. Only guys who could not fight with another guy, beats a girl instead. If at all you want to fight or feeling like picking up a fight, take a round with another guy. Ace, you guys should really feel shy for whacking up a girl, because only girls fight with girls.
Which indirectly also means, you’re a girl. So the next time, if you want to beat up your girlfriend, go wear a ‘sari’ or punjabi suit, then start beating her. Now, that’s an equal fight. No matter what the reason is, even if she’s having a faulty mouth, you might want to throw in some bad words, but definitely not any physical contacts. The moment you lay hand on the girl who had trusted and got into a relationship with you, you’ve virtually lost your ‘manhood’. Thus, you should cut off your dick.
No fucking
Do not start attempting to fuck her when you have just recently got into a relationship. If you’re into a genuine relationship with her, if possible, avoid sex. Since that will never happen anyway, thus at least don’t start early. Get stable in your relationship, and girls, make sure the ‘macha’ is worth it, or else ask him to fuck the walls instead.
The problem with many young girls nowadays is they spread up their pussy in a few days after getting into a relationship, thus the guys fucks them and get bored, then leave them. How could you evaluate someone whom you have known only for a few days or weeks, if he is worth it to be in bed with or even to spend your life with him? Think.
Have trust
Trust is extremely important in a relationship. A couple should always have trust on each other, although it may be abused. Stop calling out your girlfriends and finding out where she is every 10 minutes, stop keeping track of her movements and let her be independent.
Do not bind her with rules, the same goes for girls. Do not limit him with stupid rules like asking him to stop his bad habits and so on. If you’ve got into a relationship with a guy although you’ve known he has bad habits, then live with it. Gradually change him, don’t impose rules on him.
Relax and give some space into each other’s bad habits, gradually seek changes.
Any relationship will fail the moment the partner starts suspecting the other. Period.
Genuine gift
If you’re planning up a gift for her, make sure you buy up something which would genuinely invoke her feelings. Do not buy something just for the sake of showing your material wealth. Buying out a wrong gift for the wrong person is also seriously a turning off point. Get to know her, try understanding her needs, find out her likes and dislikes, then buy out something you feel would best suit her.
If the girl is forcing you up for material gains, then I say seek a prostitute instead. Do NOT cling on to any partner if the other is expecting and draining you out of your money.
Fantastic jokes
Be good with your jokes; make sure you can make your partner laugh. It dissolves any strains or stress in your daily life, and your partner would look forward to see you all the time knowing that you can make her feel happy. Please guys, no lame or stupid jokes. If a girl looks puzzled after you’ve tried to be funny, know that you’ve just done a serious self insult. Change your tactics.
Learn how to do it right, use your environment, things around you, and make up something. Be creative, and unique, it will impress your partner to a great length. Girls’ loves guys who can crack good jokes by the way, will you agree girls?
And stop having those serious shit face that you have almost all the time like you’re an Indian thug on the loose, which I had figured out most Indians guys have anyway. Stop portraying those serious and furious face that you make up while you’re walking anywhere with your girlfriend, it is freaking lame. Have fun man!
The above, I think, would be important for you to have a good relationship. I’m sure you know the rest of the shit, like being sincere and truthful, and other moral values I hate talking about which you should know anyway. Please do share especially girls and guys, if you have some opinions of your own. There’s plenty, but the above are my personal opinion based on what’s really happening on the ‘ground’. Good luck!

Valentine’s Day is around the corner, as usual everyone seems to be busy picking up things for their partner. You can see it all around in the shopping centers and gift shops, young guns seem to be flocking in to buy something special for their loved ones.

While you would never see this type of crowd on any other special days, like Father’s Day or Mother’s, it is inarguably the time of the year when most guys gets creative and spend all their hard-earned money(from their parents), into buying gifts for their girlfriends.

Many of you might even be getting ready to propose to someone, someone special you might have pursued relentlessly for the past few months. All the hard work like messaging her every night before you sleep at 1 am to tell her you missed her, calling the pussy every morning to wake her up, spending on her although you have nothing to eat yourselves, telling your friends how lucky you’ve been whenever you’re with her, all those hard work, will only be considered had yielded a result if you propose, and she accepts.

And then few months down the road, you might fuck each other, and then you might encounter some indifference in opinions(which amazingly you did not have at all before you both end up in bed), then finally breaking up and continuing the cycle with another girl or guy. This is what I’m seriously seeing, in most of the relationship nowadays, haven’t you seen this type of things around you? Isn’t this how most relationship is nowadays?

Right, since most of the fault seems to be coming from the guys, let me see if I can summarize something about what you can do and should do when you have a partner or a girlfriend in order to sustain the relationship. This might also help the genuine guys to keep their relationship happy and successful.

No beating

This is the universal rule and my personal policy that most guys don’t seem to understand. A guy should never EVER beat a girl. Or perhaps abuse her. Come on guys, that’s the lamest shit you can do man.Why?

The reason is because only coward fucks fight with girls. Only guys who could not fight with another guy, beats a girl instead. If at all you want to fight or feeling like picking up a fight, take a round with another guy. Ace, you guys should really feel shy for whacking up a girl, because only girls fight with girls.

Which indirectly also means, you’re a girl. So the next time, if you want to beat up your girlfriend, go wear a ‘sari’ or punjabi suit, then start beating her. Now, that’s an equal fight. No matter what the reason is, even if she’s having a faulty mouth, you might want to throw in some bad words, but definitely not any physical contacts. The moment you lay hand on the girl who had trusted and got into a relationship with you, you’ve virtually lost your ‘manhood’. Thus, you should cut off your dick.

Guys,this is how you should dress up before you start beating up your girl. Just in case if you still want to beat her.

No fucking

Do not attempt to fuck her when you have just recently got into a relationship. If you’re into a genuine relationship with her, if possible, avoid sex. Since that will never happen anyway, thus at least don’t start early. Get stable in your relationship, and girls, make sure the ‘macha’ is worth it, or else ask him to fuck the walls instead.

The problem with many young girls nowadays is they spread up their pussy in a few days after getting into a relationship, thus the guys fucks them and get bored, then leave them. How could you evaluate someone whom you have known only for a few days or weeks, if he is worth it to be in bed with or even to spend your life with him? Think.

Have trust

Trust is extremely important in a relationship. A couple should always have trust on each other, although it may be abused. Stop calling out your girlfriends and finding out where she is every 10 minutes, stop keeping track of her movements and let her be independent.

Do not bind her with rules, the same goes for girls. Do not limit him with stupid rules like asking him to stop his bad habits and so on. If you’ve got into a relationship with a guy although you’ve known he has bad habits, then live with it. Gradually change him, don’t impose rules on him.

Relax and give some space into each other’s bad habits, gradually seek changes. Any relationship will fail the moment the partner starts suspecting the other. Period.

Genuine gift

If you’re planning up a gift for her, make sure you buy up something which would genuinely invoke her feelings. Do not buy something just for the sake of showing your material wealth. Buying out a wrong gift for the wrong person is also seriously a turning off point. Get to know her, try understanding her needs, find out her likes and dislikes, then buy out something you feel would best suit her.

If the girl is forcing you up for material gains, then I say seek a prostitute instead. Do NOT cling on to any partner if the other is expecting and draining you out of your money.

I know your intention, but never buy the above for your girlfriends.

Fantastic jokes

Be good with your jokes; make sure you can make your partner laugh. It dissolves any strains or stress in your daily life, and your partner would look forward to see you all the time knowing that you can make her feel happy. Please guys, no lame or stupid jokes. If a girl looks puzzled after you’ve tried to be funny, know that you’ve just done a serious self insult. Change your tactics.

A bad pick up line and lame joke combined with disastrous English. Good example of self insult.

Learn how to do it right, use your environment, things around you, and make up something. Be creative, and unique, it will impress your partner to a great length. Girls’ loves guys who can crack good jokes by the way, will you agree girls?

If you’re not good with jokes, then try coming up with interesting stories. Learn topics that she feels comfortable with,  read up or do some research, impress her with your ability of having profound knowledge in a topic she has immense interest in.

And stop having those serious shit face that you have almost all the time like you’re an Indian thug on the loose, which I had figured out most Indians guys have anyway. Stop portraying those serious and furious face that you make up while you’re walking anywhere with your girlfriend, it is freaking lame. Have fun man!

The above, I think, would be important for you to have a good relationship. I’m sure you know the rest of the shit, like being sincere and truthful, and other moral values I hate talking about which you should know anyway. Please do share especially girls and guys(and the married readers too), if you have some opinions of your own. There’s plenty, but the above are my personal opinion based on what’s really happening on the ‘ground’. Good luck!


41 comments to M1 Valentine Tips

  • chelvi ganesan kandan

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    Hey Durai. So this is a special Valentine article. Good. What you have mentioned is true. Many people flock into shops, spending their hard earned money, savings to buy gifts for their beloved partner. Some use this occassion to propose and so on.
    This is also the time where some items which were all the while ‘sleeping’ in the store room will be displayed with unusually expensive price.
    I do truly believe relationship needs honesty and trust. That is to summarize what you have mentioned above. Be it girls or guys. The moment you get involved in a relationship, there should be understanding if the purpose is to maintain the relationship for a longer time.
    Personally I feel that you don’t have to spend so much of money just to prove you love him/her. It is not about money but feelings right?

  • guna

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    Mei silirkka vachittingge saar!Enna oru kandupidippu…N the shaving blade,LOL!!!

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    Quote: “I know your intention, but never buy the above for your girlfriends.” LOL!!!
    Quote: “and girls, make sure the ‘macha’ is worth it, or else ask him to fuck the walls instead.” hahahahaha!!!
    Awesome!!

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    ‘ Girls’ loves guys who can crack good jokes by the way, will you agree girls?'<– HELL YEAH!!

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    Making jokes. That is the only thing I haven’t master yet. :)

  • I'macoward

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    • Maya

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      So says the big guy who is SO brave, he cannot put up his real name huh?? I would say YOUR character fits the bill, my friend. I bet YOU despise yourself at times for having no guts, yet you console your over-zealous ego by taking a pop at others who have no beef with you. As for Durai having to use his blogs as ‘bait’ to get more girls to fuck – ha ha, why would he need to??? I suggest you throw off the ‘green-eyed monSTER & seriously, get a backbone and grow up!

  • guna

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    annan P*****nakki,if a person give advice,y u should take negatively?maybe u feel u did something listed above???

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    P****Nakki must be one the few who tried to pancing girls with broken english and when he fails and at the same time sees this post, he gets all saint like and can predict the future of Durai edi..Poda dei..

  • cadre@ltte

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    Back with a bang!A nice post indeed..

  • roob

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    love guru!!

    all hail the love guru!

    dei myreh, how come u no gf la?

  • Shax

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    hahahah…just love the ‘no beating’ part…especially the sari n punjabi suit part…so true…n so goes to the others as well…enjoy ur valentinez =D

  • Nallapayan

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    • basil

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      then i suggest you leave that pathetic girl you are with right now and just be single…you seem to be pointing this comment at someone… don’t bark back at a dog la… be the better person…

    • 2v

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      mr.nallapayan juz imagine ur if ur dad had posted this…i have to agree…sometimes most gurls have too much to say…n they are not all that nice to hear too…but y dont u take the high path…dont la go down to their level…n ur very wrong about gurls not respecting their in-laws….im a gurl n i love my in-laws…maybe u havent found the right gurl yet….but dont think all of us are the same…same goes to guys…

  • lizard

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    anyway durai kawa, i love u da chellam.. tomma pidike povoma?

  • roob

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    dei idiots, dont forget me for toman’s!

    i heard that there is a lake that has 5kilo pacu’s near subang medical centre? have u heard of this?

    if its true, its going to be lots of fun bro! Wait for me to come back lah!

    :(

  • lizard

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    i know the place… if im not mistaken, its just beside the federal highway. but not sure if we are allowed to bring in the equipments…

  • roob

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    Macha, then it is true lah! Im not sure about the equipment part, but u know the sri muda folks that hang out with us. They claim to have fished out huge ass Pacu’s! And im really excited man!
    What say you?

  • Durai

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    @chelvi : I will agree, it’s the thought and feelings that counts. :)

    @guna : Haa,nandri ayyah nandri!

    @coolvaneegurl : :)

    @Banu : After this I’m going to practise comedy day and night la :P

    @Vivek : Ena bro, ningge panathe comedy ah…you’re already living up to your name bro. Dont worry..hehe

    @cadre@ltte : Ah, long time no see. How are you brother!

    @roob and lizard: Haha, in pursuit of it la cha..

    About the fishing part, you come down first la roob, then we decide how.

    @Shax : :)

  • Ash

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    @Nallapayan : Mate, change your name to simply ‘Naaye’. You have my blessings. Now go do something worthwhile like suck a cat’s dick.

    • Justanother20yroldguy

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      that’s an insult to the dogs…this dude is just a plain low life thrash. troubled childhood i guess…wonder how many girls strapon fucked him….lol

  • nathi

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    good one durai…:)

  • mindrunner

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    While I agree with most of the self professed advise above , No Fucking seemed to somehow missed the point. Going by what you have said, it seems to be that you are saying that a guy would lose interest in a gal by fucking her…. Don’t you think thats too narrow ? Don’t you think thats too Indian or should I say stereotyped ? If too mature adults whom are sure about their feelings for each other and whom are committed to each other want to engage in consensual sex , whats wrong in that. To deny of ourselves the pleasures of life is to deny our very existence in the first place. You will need to lust for that particular person first for you to pursue that particular person. I am sure some feminist or Kuthi Kavalan here would jump up and say that I am sexist, but let me ask this people again …. why dont you all fall in love with a begger on the street ?? Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and as such , the person that I might find beautiful would not necessarily be beautiful to you and to be attracted to a persons feature is to lust for that person my friend. So I say fuck all you want but make sure that the person that you fuck will be the one that you would be fucking for the rest of your life. As for me , I have been diagnosed with 1Vagina disorder. My dick will whither and crumble should it partake another pussy.

  • kirantomarcello

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    bro,can i know where do you come up with such notion?

  • Suren

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    Just another fine line bro…damn good the way u describe stuff….hats off bro

  • Vasu

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    And “NO EGO” with each other..
    Nice article Durai.. ;)

  • Shax

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    tis is so awsum.n yeah for the record.ur funny.love the beating part.keep up the fantastic articles..=)

  • Sanjit Here

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    Nice one Durai…Keep the good job :D

  • May

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    Hey, good one!
    U should have a link to FB straight so I can share you articles ther.
    Happy valentine’s =)

  • Prangbesar Palanisamy

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    Back in the days in Prangbesar, we just needed to wear really tight shirts with big collars, elvis pants, big sideband, nice moustache, hairy chest, wavy hair, be able to drink beer, speak english, trust me we went to work like that and successfully picked up girls. I think nowadays fashion sense have gone down, boys sound like girls, try to look like girls and shit, how do you expect to get girls…… straight pussies dont get attracted to pussy lookalikes.

  • 2v

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    i din get anything for my loved one….i dont see y should i…i give him everything he needs everyday….valentine’s day has nothing to do with love…i think everyone should google up wat is valentine’s day….ur love does not magnify on this particular day….it should magnify everyday, every second if possible….but i would hv to say that u dont have that particular kick most indian need to change in ur writing….

  • Sashikumar Muniandy

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    durai..u r vely vely the butifull…..

  • Voice

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    fo me Valentines day and what it means….

    So guys it valentines day and most of you’ll with girlfriends’ will feel the pressure of getting then gifts and planning something special for the day and the other half who are single will either go out with fellow single machas to drink and part of find some slut and spend some money on her just for fucks. its all great fun but for those in a relationship it is kind of a pressure for them….u know girls will normally say things like:
    u know wat my friends boyfriend got for here ahh baby?
    or
    Baby that friend of mine is so romanticlaa….This all puts pressure on the guy so machas one advice no fucking on valentine day pls….she will not forget it if the sex was bad or
    The gift did not satisfy her expectations…im not going to crap and say get her something simple but meaningful….that’s rubbish…get her something she wants…she will show you
    signs of it a week or some times a month before….take note of her previous conversations…i know its hard 2 remember….have the same prob but what to do have 2….shit cons of a relationship….
    Some girls will buy these stupid newsletters and take stupid relationship tests…they might even ask you to do so….use your brans and make sure she gets the top most highest score…
    That’s settled lets go to our next group the tanni kaigles….
    i love this group most coz i can relate to them the most…this guys will drink so heavily and party like crazy…
    There might even be some perechene or tara puas in between the drinking session but everything will be settel by fellow makkkez..
    This guys will later call their ex lovers of someone they have a crush on at around 4 am ….most of the girls will not pick up but for the lucky few…
    Baby missed u im sorry or punde naa unai othevee nyabagem irukaaa…padam elem ennkite ireke paakereyaa?
    2 different approaches but same outcome…the girl will hang up coz this is not the first time this is happening…
    next the guy will be comforted by fellow makkez or kaigelzz…cha kadekera tevediya or pundamavele saavere vaa macha tanni adipom…
    they might even take you to a whore house buts this up to the individual…

    Moving on we shall look into the opposite gender…hw do girls look at valentines day and their rituals for that day…girls with bf will get him something which she have planned months before….give it to him and expect him 2 go crazy when he sees it…
    (guys will act crazy just for these girls) they will expect gifts of the same magnitude….if not u guys will hate the rest of your day…
    The day will be dam special for them for no good reason….they would want flowers and it is like a competition for them to show off to their friends and those with the best gift rain supreme ( i guess). so guys this part u are screwed….if her friend bf is richer than u ….
    u will have to hear about his gift and his date….(sickening gurl try 2 get that ….we don care what she got or wer she went…)
    Next is the wishing part….u must call her 12 sharp or you are dead and it must be an hour at leas on the phone….u dare not hang up coz
    All of her friends are on the phone….the longest on the phone might get some kind of respect from the rest of the pack (i think)
    hehehe the date on that day is up to individuals and girls don like to fuck on this day(married couples lain cerita ok)
    so if possible they want cuddle with you or if cant be in the same room they want to talk to you all night….(guys hate this except the pj or punde jatoh guys…) the rest cant wait to hang up and sleep…(yup at the starting of the relationship we will tell u many lies and talk for hours but ylaa u girls expecting that sum more…honeymoon overlaa…got other commitment to what…so don com and say we have changed all…sure laa we have….peacock also spread its beauty wen it wants to attract its partner only at the beginning….after that NO MORE)
    That said remember guys facebook comment and post is very important for the gurl…..at leas a poem and the next day you can check
    your gift photo will be up there on fb too for the whole world to see…..great right..?( gurls stop doing that shit…its not to show off
    keep it to your selflaa….)
    single girls on the other hand will post thing on facebook like :its a normal day for me…or some crap about love…(really sick looking at all that
    …get a lifelaa….don be so lame…)
    Guys normally will comment on this status and try to win this girls number or bring her out but that I shall talk about another day….

    So to conclude guys and gurls have different opinion about valentines day but it a darn troublesome day for both…we can all do without it hehehe….

x

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