Facebook Pwincezz

Unfortunately I’m having a lot to do lately, my work had changed and I work
long hours sometimes. I’ll post this quick one, while you wait for another to
come by in few days.
Facebook is the place where you can see some of the funniest shit around,
like how people name themselves with extremely weird and funny names. Young
Indian girls tops the list, and amazingly, Indian machas seems to have
learned their lesson, I hardly see any of them with weird names.
I clicked on ‘Find Friends’ and my oh my, the original Meenachi and Kamachis
had turned into this instead:
Amazing stuff, isn’t it?
Now, listen to this advice.
You should never name yourself as ‘Princess cutie’ or ‘Pwincess Hotty’ when
the distance between you and the word cute is like 10km’s away. Some Kampung
chicks also nowadays princess di la, gone are the days where princess lived
in castles. Sigh.
Now let me show you another pathetic thing that some guys does nowadays in
order to show that he is interested, but showing it up like he is not
interested. He is really looking forward to open up her pants, but he does
not show it. He gives a ‘hint’. Let us analyze the below.
Apparently the picture shows the girl with her guy friend. They’re not
couples. Let us now analyze.
1. This is an attempt, he damn well knows that this girl is single, yet he
starts with this liner.
2. The girl rubbished the claim, which he was expecting anyway.
3. Straight our member ‘masuk'(attempts), seeking apology for ‘mistaking’,
and indirectly attempting a lame strategy of complimenting the girl as being
cute.
4. She replies haven’t found the perfect one. This I’ve noticed is quite
common among our people nowadays.
5. Aiya, lame attempt again. It seems praying will help her get someone
‘perfect’ in her life. And notice the ‘da’.
For the record,’da’ usually refers to calling someone who is close, like
boyfriend or girlfriend. It is considered a sacred ‘calling’ word in Indian
love dictionary. Most Indians die because of this sentimental shit.
6. Again reiterating the fact that God will help you. Seriously, you don’t
need help from God just because you’re single. I mean, come on people, God do
not run any ‘escort’ services or a matchmaking agency. Yanda kadavul pereh
ipedi nareh adikiringge.
7. The girl gave a comment that might have felt like a slap. She said she’s
happy being single and with her family. It’s like saying “I’m happy with my
life, you can zip your dick up”.
8. In a desperate attempt to cover up the situation and to show that he is
also happy being single and happy with his family, he ended it up with ‘like
me la’. In his dying moments, he still mentions that he is also a good guy
leh.
I’m sure you girls have plenty of this experience. You can just smell it ,
this guys have predictable liners.

Some of your profiles might be displayed here, please learn to laugh at yourself.  Some of you are my readers, yet to ‘tell’ the story, I had to use your names. All the ‘punde thanggis’ for the girls displayed here, you may contact me for revenge. And I also know damn well people are going to get worked up especially some Facebook activist.

Unfortunately I’m having a lot to do lately, my work had changed and I work long hours sometimes. I’ll post this quick one, while you wait for another to come by in few days.

Facebook is the place where you can see some of the funniest shit around, like how people name themselves with extremely weird and funny names. Young Indian girls tops the list, and amazingly, Indian machas seems to have learned their lesson, I hardly see any of them with weird names.

I clicked on ‘Find Friends’ and my oh my, the original Meenachi and Kamachis had turned into this instead:

Amazing stuff, isn’t it?

Now, listen to this advice.

You should never name yourself as ‘Princess cutie’ or ‘Pwincess Hotty’ when the distance between you and the word cute is like 10km’s away. Some Kampung chicks also nowadays princess di la, gone are the days when princess lived in castles. Sigh.

Now let me show you another pathetic thing that some guys does nowadays in order to show that he is interested, but showing it up like he is not interested. He is really looking forward to open up her pants, but he does not show it. He gives a ‘hint’. Let us analyze the below.

Apparently the picture shows the girl with her guy friend. They’re not a couple. Let us now analyze.

1. This is an attempt, he damn well knows that this girl is single, yet he starts with this liner.

2. The girl rubbished the claim, which he was expecting anyway.

3. Punde kalethe masuk pandran la…Straight our member ‘masuk'(attempts), seeking apology for ‘mistaking’, and indirectly attempting a lame strategy of complimenting the girl as being cute.

4. She replies haven’t found the perfect one. This I’ve noticed is quite common among our people nowadays.

5. Aiya, lame attempt again. It seems praying will help her get someone ‘perfect’ in her life. And notice the ‘da’.

For the record,’da’ usually refers to calling someone who is close, like boyfriend or girlfriend. It is considered a sacred ‘calling’ word in Indian love dictionary. Most Indians die because of this sentimental shit.

6. Again reiterating the fact that God will help you. Seriously, you don’t need help from God just because you’re single. I mean, come on people, God do not run any ‘escort’ services or a matchmaking agency. Yanda kadavul pereh ipedi nareh adikiringge.

7. The girl gave a comment that might have felt like a slap. She said she’s happy being single and with her family. My personal translation is  “I’m happy with my life, you can zip your dick up”.

8. In a desperate attempt to cover up the situation and to show that he is also happy being single and happy with his family, he ended it up with ‘like me la’. In his dying moments, he still mentions that he is also a good guy leh.

I’m sure you girls have plenty of this experience. You can just smell it , these guys have predictable liners.

NOW, that’s some funny shit.


37 comments to Facebook Pwincezz

  • Ash

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    “In his dying moments, he still mentions that he is also a good guy leh.” hahahahhahaa

    LOVED that…ROFL..Well said… =)

    I have had a crazy-ass conversation with a sicko before. Thought of blogging about it but I have no idea how to blur the idiot’s face as you have done above. HELP!

  • Ash

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    Ok, now I have a question : are you going to dissect my FB profile/blog and ‘tupperan’ me in your blog as well?? *shudders* =)

  • gowri sangkari

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    Yep, totally agree that putting names like that are so lame…& there are peoples who still fall for them..

    At the same time, its inviting trouble for themselves…guys will declare the undying love and then got rejected and girls will be labeled as not to be trusted at all….

    Good post as always…Had a great laugh…it prompt me to go through my friends list…managed to find cwit, darlz & princezz…one in each category…LOL…

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    LMAO! These are the examples of the catchy lines men try to pull on women. SOrry enough, we always fall for it!! LOL!!
    “Oh, you’re so sweeeetttttttt!!!” as we always say.

    (I was embarass to be a female for one moment up there!)

    ;p

  • Small BOY

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    BUt still there are some dumb girls fall for this trick.If a guy again tries this trick repl poda pati tauwe lelo….. sure he will stop this nonsense. :P

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    regards to ur fren <– WTF , eppadi lam bait podranenghe

  • GanjaMani

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    hats off bro!!well said…its d truth isn’t.neway bro wat about all d aunties on FB trying to pose sexy…i gt 1 good example n checked ur also in d mutual friends list..write abt it also la bro..lolz

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    ROTFLOL!

    Fuck man! You beat me to writing about this! But all in all, a savadi article! I remember getting quite some awesome response in regards to this topic when I tweeted it.

    Pwincez. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!

  • Thumb up Thumb down 0

    Hey durai, how come you took this off from my profile without asking me? :p

  • raaja

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    wakaka… nice article bro :)ithungge thiruntheve thirunthathungge….

  • chandran

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    dude dont kutuk our machans la… we are unique (i mean REALLY UNIQUE) creature in the world. paavam la machans al… they would rather change their name from SAM to MUTTUSAMY KARUPIAH than reading all tis TUPPAL.. giv them a break..hehhehe…. nice one…
    p/s-stil laughin while typing this…kakakakka

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    not to forget to atrocious grammar…. kodumai kodumai kodumai!

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    yow where you go and find this lah.. damn..ur great ‘da’..i like your article ‘da’ … ok ‘da’ take care ‘da’ please come again ‘da’ hahahahahahaah
    chance eh illeya yow..!

  • Siva

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    good one..loved it…n btw, love 2 knw there are some like minded indians out there…especially when pouring out social frustration…

  • Shax

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    oh man…yet another great post-out..i seriously dislike how the gurls write it super ‘cutely’ pwincezz konon-nya.. like as if they cant spell..well keep up the good post-outs..=)

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    Durai, you missed out the ‘names’ that end with -licious, chocolicious,Mochalicious, preetylicious,beautylicious,emolicious. I have yet to find f@#kalicious *sighhh.. :P

  • vijaya

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    hahahahaha….. its so so so funny… but its the reality….. good analyze durai….hope the related girls out ter will realize their mistakes n correct it….. hoping 4 tat….

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    Lol…durai, it’s so true what you say, my fb has life testimonies. Sigh ….. Can’t they at least try a better pick up line?

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    Haha.. 10 vatti sonna kode inthe pundenggeleku mandeile yerathu bro..

    Unggelode post eh kamci than thiruthenom polle.. :D

  • Durai

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    @Ash : I saw ‘those’ conversation, damn. You have gone through some hard times.
    Nah la, the last thing I will do on earth is to pick on you, one of the most notorious woman I’ve met, haha.:P

    @gowri : Well, you can find very weird names, every one has 1 or 2 princess in their list. But the more weird ones , are the ones like sweety and sugar:P

    @Vanessa : Haha, confession nampak!:P

    @Small boy :Well, yea bro. I will agree, seen many.

    @banu : Athe sollengge:P

    @Ganjamani : Hahahaha bro, stalking me ah! I know who you mean bro. Get in touch wit me in FB, we’ll discuss about it!

    @Kavi : Hahaha, Bro, you should write about it anyway. Hantam them!

    @Vivek : Your profile ah bro? Purileh?

    @raaja : Thanks bro!

    @chandran : No bro, not all the machans. I’m actually trying to shape them the right way bro, or else we will all get insulted by the girls out there bro.HEhe

    @rujj : Ok da no problem. Anything for you da….ahahahahah

    @Siva :Nandri bro nandri!

    @Shax : Thanks Shax:)

    @Banu : I’ll try to include them soon ngge, no worries…hehe

    @vijaya : Athethan rasathi en mission!:P

    @Sharmila : I feel you Sharmila. I certainly feel you, send them up to me, lets see if I can come up with anything using that.

    @Makkez : Apeyum thirunthangge bro…hahahah

    @asmeeta : :)

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    anne, dont forget about the “bornbeauty” gal ne…………

  • kathiR

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    The girl gave a comment that might have felt like a slap. She said she’s happy being single and with her family. My personal translation is “I’m happy with my life, you can zip your dick up”.
    i lik dIs TransLation br0…Semme Buta d0oo de Guy…AthOde MuudHIthaan…hehehehehe,,,seMme..!!!! ThumBzz Up 4 De gUrL….:D

  • Budak Kampung Tak Tau English

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    That Kotte ( Cotton ) Candy Honey is in my list unfortunately :S Sigh…She was not active for a long time already, thus x notice..

    Munji tawkele mathiri irukkum, intha nathari ke Princess status ah ? Ithenge ellam Princess na, appe Diana enna status ? :D

  • van der stein

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    heysss yla so vicious to the poor gal???

  • van der stein

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    Budak kampung tak tau english …dunt lah kutuk ppl soo much….u wanna talk abt lady diana …bfore she was a famous royal …she also looked plum and messy…with money ppl can look glam like all yur indian actresses. :))

  • Navin

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    why do u guys bother so much if they use such names? they must be still immature not pathetic. bro durai..

  • Jeeva

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    hahahaa good one bro..keep it up

  • Liwi

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    nice work… what to do with these gals…

  • neuro nimal

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    bro can i use those formulas,i mean 8 steps!! :P

  • kohi

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    u r 1 funny guy..u make people laugh and think at d same time….haters will always be haters…some people juz dont take criticism very well..enjoyed every article of urs..keep posting.. :)

  • reka

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    haha…i was very impressed on ur blog..keep it up man…

  • Lisalini

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    THIS COULDNT BE ANYMORE TRUEE!!! YOU’RE THE MAN!!!

x

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