Say No to Indian Porn

This article is another group of sarcastic liners containing hidden messages; decipher it using your own judgment. Again, have an open mind.
After hearing frustrations of many, and been experiencing it for years, I think it’s time to write about it. I thought they will change, but they did not. I thought there would be some improvement, disappointingly not even a single step had been taken to improve the quality.
Yes, Indian porn.
It is not a new fact that almost all the guys watch porn, and almost all of them don’t admit they do, and also don’t admit what they do after watching porn, like staying up in the bathroom for hours jiggling their dick. Girls would go ah disgusting.
Porn are being produced in HD quality nowadays, by the ‘whites’ and Japanese. We all know the climax of a porn story, which is fucking each other of course. But the ‘build up’ towards the scene is what makes the ‘movie’ exciting.
Japanese people are the most creative when it comes to porn. They’ve got so many categories, that even browsing through the categories will take days. So, does the whites. And they’ve got awesome titles, for an example:
Womb Raider(adapted from Tomb Raider)
Batman in Robin( gay porn of course)
Star Whores
Sperminator
I Know Who you did last Summer
Position: Impossible (adapted from Mission : Impossible)
Anyway, all of you got to agree, that Indian porn is the worst porn in the world. I mean everything about it; is wrong. From the actor, the actress, the movie quality, the story line, and finally the ‘scenes’ itself.
Let me explain why; by doing a side by side comparison with the ‘Western’ porn’s.
The story:
Indian porn:
A guy would be working alone/drinking/reading a book when the ‘actress’ walks in/sweeps the house/sewing some clothes, and the guy would suddenly start looking at what the actress is doing. Then all of a sudden, the background sound changes to some heavy raining and thunderstorms.
Both eyes would lock into each other, then both of them would hug each other, then the horror starts; the guy would do the weirdest oral sex action in the world. He would amazingly kiss the girl not in the mouth, but in her ears and hair, and move slowly turning his head left and right in a rhythmic motion, while going all the way down to her legs. Right left right left; all the way up again, then all the way down again.
Almost all of them are not 5 star-rated porn, so they’re not naked, thank God. The ones where they’re naked are even more horrifying, why? They’re just so ugly and fucking ‘bushy’.  You know what I mean.
Western porn:
They just have so many fantasy storylines like woman’s in uniforms and others I can’t really remember. You’ve got to remember that if they have such fantastic movie titles like the above, they’ve got some story.
In Western porn, you see this:
In Indian porn, you see these huge and ugly fat aunties weighing at least half a tan in action.
In Western porn, the guy looks like this:
In Indian porn, they pick out one unshaved gorilla out of Indian jungle and make him act.
However, I see a light at the end of the tunnel. More and more local Indian girls (mannin mainthargal) are picking up porn, happily recording away their sex scenes with their boyfriends and releasing it in the ever demanding market of Malaysian Machans. And best of all, it’s free!
With that said, I conclude and would like to urge all of you to stop supporting Indian porn industry and Shakila Madam.
Thank you, please cum again.

This article is another group of sarcastic liners containing hidden messages; decipher it using your own judgment. Again, have an open mind.

After hearing frustrations of many, and been experiencing it for years, I think it’s time to write about it. I thought they will change, but they did not. I thought there would be some improvement, disappointingly not even a single step had been taken to improve the quality.

Yes, Indian porn.

It is not a new fact that almost all the guys watch porn, and almost all of them don’t admit they do, and also don’t admit what they do after watching porn, like staying up in the bathroom for hours jiggling their dick. Girls would go ah disgusting.

Porn are being produced in HD quality nowadays, by the ‘whites‘ and Japanese. We all know the climax of a porn story, which is fucking each other of course. But the ‘build up‘ towards the scene makes the ‘movie‘ exciting.

Japanese people are the most creative when it comes to porn. They’ve got so many categories, that even browsing through the categories will take days. So does the whites. And they’ve got awesome titles, for an example:

Womb Raider(adapted from Tomb Raider)

Batman in Robin( gay porn of course)

Star Whores

Sperminator

I Know Who you did last Summer

Position: Impossible (adapted from Mission : Impossible)

Anyway, all of you got to agree, that Indian porn is the worst porn in the world. I mean everything about it; is wrong. From the actor, the actress, the movie quality, the story line, and finally the ‘scenes‘ itself.

Let me explain why; by doing a side by side comparison with the ‘Western’ porn’s.

The story:

Indian porn:

A guy would be working alone/drinking/reading a book when the ‘actress’ walks in/sweeps the house/sewing some clothes, and the guy would suddenly start looking at what the actress is doing. Then all of a sudden, the background sound changes to some heavy raining and thunderstorms.

Both eyes would lock into each other, then both of them would hug each other, then the horror starts; the guy would do the weirdest oral sex action in the world. He would amazingly kiss the girl not in the mouth, but in her ears and hair, and move slowly turning his head left and right in a rhythmic motion, while going all the way down to her legs. Right left right left; all the way up again, then all the way down again.

Sometimes he gets over erotic, he starts licking all over her body. I assure you though, your dick will stop waking up for a few days after watching this scene. That’s the ugliest shit you would have ever wanted to watch.

Almost all of them are not 5 star-rated porn, so they’re not naked, thank God. The ones where they’re naked are even more horrifying, why? They’re just so ugly and fucking ‘bushy‘.  You know what I mean.

Western porn:

They just have so many fantasy storylines like woman’s in uniforms, MILF, and others I can’t really remember. You’ve got to remember that if they have such fantastic movie titles like the above, they’ve got some story.

The outfit or the dress of the actress and actor while they’re on the bed, my goodness, see below.

In Western porn, the guy looks like this:

In Indian porn, they pick out one unshaved gorilla out of Indian jungle and make him act.

And in Western porn, you see this:

In Indian porn, you see these huge and ugly fat aunties weighing at least half a tan in action.

The most famous of 'em all- Fat Hippo Shakila

However, I see light at the end of the tunnel. More and more local Indian girls (mannin mainthargal) are picking up porn, happily recording away their sex scenes with their boyfriends and releasing it in the ever demanding market of Malaysian Machans. And best of all, it’s free!

With that said, I conclude and would like to urge all of you to stop supporting Indian porn industry and Shakila Madam.

Thank you, please cum again.


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