Happening

To calm down the response, I need to write something totally random. So here’s one observation topic.
I was in one of the Indian clubs in KL yesterday, celebrating my cousins’ bachelor party. I’m not a big fan of clubs, simply because of the reason I avoid noisy places. I prefer chill out cafes or bars. When I was drinking, and as the night goes on, the party became crazy. Indian girls and guys intoxicated with maximum alcohol waved their hands up in the air, oblivious to their surroundings or things happening around them.
In an attempt to lose ourselves, we drink; and then slowly we will lose our consciousness. After that, we dance and enjoy ourselves in a state of absolute mental ecstasy.
I’ve seen birthdays being celebrated in temples and Shirdi Sai center. I’ve also seen them being celebrated with unfortunate kids or people. I’ve also seen them being celebrated in clubs and bars.
The difference between the two is one group of people is celebrating it so that the birthday boy lives longer and be blessed.
The second group of people meanwhile celebrates it in clubs, and they are practically, just shortening their life instead with all those booze and smoke. We actually spend thousands of dollars just to drink something that will come out as piss and perspiration when you dance. Note that I’m not against celebrating it in clubs, just highlighting the difference in between the two.
When it was about 1 am, almost all the people were practically going crazy in an act manipulated by alcohol. They were dancing in absolute joy. I compared this with spiritulism.
See there are some similarities in this two. People who are seeking enlightenment meditate day and night, and lose themselves and gain absolute spiritual ecstasy. This is considered absolute happiness to the meditator or spiritual aspirant. While us, the normal ones drink ourselves to the max, lose control of ourselves, and then in a state of absolute joy, we dance and enjoy ourselves.
In both the case, the seekers attempt to lose their consciousness in order to gain happiness. Just something I randomly knitted.
The other funny thing about clubbing is the Indian girls of course. The amount of drama some Indian girls show when you’re in the club is second to none. First they refuse a drink from you, then they shyly gulp one or two shots. Then they start mixing themselves. And so it goes to dance, and finally they will just be ready for a fuck. Decent parambareh mathiri nadipalegeh….
I noticed so many Indian girls yesterday, yes, they were hot and fuckable. Each time one Indian girl walks in the club with some handkerchiefs tied around her body, the machas turn around and practically eat her up in their imagination. Let me tell you something girls from my point of view, if I were to look at you in a club wearing skimpy dress, I would definitely imagine fucking you. I think there is absolutely nothing wrong with my imagination, and all my friends and any other guys I’ve spoken to practically say the same thing.
If you think going to the club makes you happening, it is true. Every other guy talk about your body, and how big your breast and ass were the other day. Some will imagine you giving him a blowjob. You’re truly happening. Then some of you girls jump on me saying that there are also some girls who clubs decently. I’m yet to see one though, and I don’t know the meaning of clubbing ‘decently’. What is the definition of clubbing decently?
I’m absolutely not against girls going clubbing, I’m just making a confession like statement here, about what I think when I see you girls hitting the clubs thinking that makes you happening. In fact , in the eyes of normal Indian guys, you might just end up being called a ‘vandi’. Unggele epedah vai podeh vekelam nethan yosipom.

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I was in one of the Indian clubs in KL yesterday, celebrating my cousins’ bachelor party. I’m not a big fan of clubs, simply because of the reason I avoid noisy places. I prefer chill out cafes or bars. When I was drinking, and as the night goes on, the party became crazy. Indian girls and guys intoxicated with maximum alcohol waved their hands up in the air, oblivious to their surroundings or things happening around them.

In an attempt to lose ourselves, we drink; and then slowly we will lose our consciousness. After that, we dance and enjoy ourselves in a state of absolute mental ecstasy.

I’ve seen birthdays being celebrated in temples and Shirdi Sai center. I’ve also seen them being celebrated with unfortunate kids or people. I’ve also seen them being celebrated in clubs and bars.

The difference between the two is one group of people is celebrating it so that the birthday boy lives longer and be blessed.

The second group of people meanwhile celebrates it in clubs, and they are practically, just shortening their life instead with all those booze and smoke. We actually spend thousands of dollars just to drink something that will come out as piss and perspiration when you dance. Note that I’m not against celebrating it in clubs, just highlighting the difference in between the two.

When it was about 1 am, almost all the people were practically going crazy in an act manipulated by alcohol. They were dancing in absolute joy. I compared this with spiritualism.

See there are some similarities in this two. People who are seeking enlightenment meditate day and night, and lose themselves and gain absolute spiritual ecstasy. This is considered absolute happiness to the meditator or spiritual aspirant. While us, the normal ones drink ourselves to the max, lose control of ourselves, and then in a state of absolute joy, we dance and enjoy ourselves.

In both the case, the seekers attempt to lose their consciousness in order to gain happiness. Just something I randomly knitted.

The other funny thing about clubbing is the Indian girls of course. The amount of drama some Indian girls show when you’re in the club is second to none. First they refuse a drink from you, then they shyly gulp one or two shots. Then they start mixing themselves. And so it goes to dance, and finally they will just be ready for a fuck. Decent pundengge mathiri nadipalegeh arembethile….

I noticed so many Indian girls yesterday, yes, they were hot and fuckable. Each time one Indian girl walks in the club with some handkerchiefs tied around her body, the machas turn around and practically eat her up in their imagination. Let me tell you something girls from my point of view, if I were to look at you in a club wearing skimpy dress, I would definitely imagine fucking you. I think there is absolutely nothing wrong with my imagination, and all my friends and any other guys I’ve spoken to practically say the same thing.

If you think going to the club makes you happening, it is true. Every other guy talk about your body, and how big your breast and ass were the other day. Some will imagine you giving him a blowjob. You’re truly happening. Then some of you girls jump on me saying that there are also some girls who clubs decently. I’m yet to see one though, and I don’t know the meaning of clubbing ‘decently’. What is the definition of clubbing decently?

I’m absolutely not against girls going clubbing, I’m just making a confession like statement here, about what I think when I see you girls hitting the clubs thinking that makes you happening. In fact , in the minds of normal Indian guys, you might just end up being tagged as a vandi. Unggele epedah vai podeh vekelam nethan yosipom.

Talking about happening, this below girl has 4700+ friends in Facebook, one of the most happening chick around. I used to have people sending me evidence on stuffs I write in my blog, nowadays the accused themselves comes and surrender to me. I can’t believe of the millions of people, she chose to add me. LOL. I’m not trying to be an ego guy full of myself, but at least fucking introduce yourself before you add someone la. I’m not trying to insult, but when I opened her profile, and seeing her with so many friends, I thought she might be one hot chick. The rest was tragic.

37 comments to Happening

  • Athiss

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    The last one is EPIC hahahaha…

  • sugarrdaddy

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    LEGENDARY post!

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    LOL!! Tabik la!!
    Yeah, its true actually. Happening….well, I did get outcasted in university for being not “Happening”. I dont beleive in drinking intentionaly to get drunk. Nonsense la these people. You are telling them what a guy thinks about them, trust me they want guys to think about them that way.

    untirutheble la these people…….isshhh!!

  • Small BOY

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    Decent pundengge mathiri nadipalegeh hahhahaha boss pinithinge this is so true!!!!.This meenachis all wan dick la bro they are trying desperate things to get it now days we machans all no need to put liners like i dont trust u all to get their pussies coz their full of lust.This makes me sad but the younger generation of females have lost their femininity which was the most profound thing about them :(.

  • Melor

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    Gotta agree on most of your points but bro, I think we’re being bias abit here. Don’t mistake me bro but both sides have to be blamed, males for their uncontrollable thoughts and females for exposing their assets. Hahaha we guys sure do have an option right, to look or not to…but most of th time, we do lose due to hormonal reaction.
    But then again, th choice is ours…

    In my opinion la, clubbing decently would mean wear something nice..non-exposing attires, only chill and entertain own members, don’t overdo stuff and don’t get tooo comfort in stranger’s zone(lowering yer back to his Area 51). Bring along some trustworthy friends who will be there to control you when you’re fuckin drunk. In short, don’t let a guy eat you up in his imagination at the first look. Klau niat demo pi clubbin tu baek, toksah duk kacau ati oghe laen =)

    *Bro Durai, haha you didn’t intend to keep her name in secret ite =)

  • gowri sangkari

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    I hope she stumble upon the blog & read it…i’ve also received few request from strangers and when i send a message asking who they are, most of the time i wont get any reply. Thus, i will delete the request…At least i know all the people in my friends list although its nearing 400…

    i have a cousin who goes clubbing & drinks & proudly uploads pictures in the facebook.She become the talk of the family among we cousins thanks to facebook. The best part is the parent was talking so proud about her without knowing what she is doing. Image tarnished among the family itself. Anyone can use it as a prove if she denies it in future. When back in hometown, she is the sweet homely girl..How pathetic it can be…

  • pavethira

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    Comedy Piece LOL

  • LB

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    Last part, classic!!!

  • Sudha

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    I think everyone, especially once we have left school, would want to try out clubs. Including the girls. But I personally believe, knowing how to behave and limiting yourself is all about UPBRINGING. When I first went clubbing, my mother and my brother both followed me. Haha. They warned me a lot of things and made sure I knew how to behave. But you know, it’s all just a phase. If you’re like 25 years old and you still need to go out of control at the clubs every week, there’s seriously something wrong la! And some girls are just being rebels, I guess. When parents control too much, they’ll go out of control. I respect the way my family brought me and my brother up and I have learnt so much from them & I would definitely bring up my kids the same way. Everyone wants to experience things especially if all your friends are talking about it. The best is to guide your children through it. And be aware of exactly what is their social life status. And Durai, I think clubbing decently means – dressing up decently, having not too many drinks ( knowing your limits and knowing when to stop ), having family members or really trustworthy friends with you, not dancing or flirting with strangers in the club, and leaving the club without vomitting or feeling like passing out! ;)

  • Sashikumar Muniandy

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    intha irave than p0ghuthe p0ghuthe 0de side effect br0 ithelam…yeah..t0tally agree wt u…can gv them 0scar f0r their drama….

    btw, using 0 for o totally suxx…~ wakakaka….

  • Kokku Saare

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    1. “In case you haven’t known, you’re going to be the next ‘comedy piece'”…. NETTI ADI bro.. Bulls eye!!!
    2. “Unggele epedah vai podeh vekelam nethan yosipom” – naked truth.. hhahaha.

    Durai bro, terike vidiringge bro.. you’ve just said what was on my mind for so long.. :)

  • RoyalPain

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    Clubbing Sucks!!! :P

  • chelvi ganesan kandan

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    (In case you haven’t known, you’re going to be the next ‘comedy’ piece)
    Owhhhh….I love that line,Durai.
    Thank for another wonderful topic…Stress relieved ;)

  • isha

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    i went for clubbing once. nope i don’t wear skimpy clothes. i wore jeans and a tshirt and for me that’s decent =)
    honestly, you’re so biased. you keep on talking about guy’s imagination or sexual fantasization. so, just because you guys have these high ability of imagining, we girls have to carry the burden?? i agree that wearing skimpy clothes is inappropriate but there are decent clubbing. i don’t drink. just went there to experience the atmosphere.

    well, mr.durai, don’t tell me you’re expecting the club to be full of guys cause that sounds so gay! and don’t tell me that you’re expecting girls with traditional attires…it’s weirdo
    honestly…from me =)

  • walter

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    best punch dialogue ” youre goin 2 be the nxt comedy piece”

    wakakakaka….superb

  • Budak Kampung Tak Tau English

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    Police : Su…su..su kilinjirekke boss …

    Vivek : Dei, munneke kilinji Su ve parthe…Pinnadi Shakkila Su kilinjirekke pathiya da ? :( :p

  • truly

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    durai, are you trying to scare girls esp Indian girls from pub so that you can have gay relationships? perhaps without the girls there you can freely imagine guys on your bed…lol

  • Shax

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    oh..haha..major haha at the KAMEDI piece..Such a FAIL!! =P

  • Grutch

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    Thalaivare Durai avargale, do you mind sharing which club you go to? Heheh…

  • Sudha

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    Someone should send the girl a link to this blog. :)

  • mr,T

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    good one bro……but bro i think u forgot to censor her name below the “back to messages”…sareke terukva iruke..keke….

  • sha gal

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    hahahha……. terbaik punya durai…. good observation and its true oso… agreedwith ur statements n poinf of views…… wakakka….. clubing indian gals…… terukzzz..

  • RedKuranguKing

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    haha.. indhe maari alenjaan ponnunge FB’le rombe la ippe.
    they will use photoshop, imikimi, photoscape and such to hide the pimples and other crap on their face, then they zoom in to their faces and snap pics coz they dont want anyone to see their ugly fat body. If anyone think’s this statement is wrong, then ask yourselves why wouldn’t these hormonally-deranged gals snap pics like normal people do.

    anyways, brother Durai, ungal approach enake rombe pidichirukke. eventhough you didnt screw the girl with bad words, you still managed to slap a little sense into her. :)

  • Suren

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    Haaa…haaa damn good bro about indian girls behave in clubs…thats true…sometimes if you are a regular you could see..that she will come in a group..and gets to know someone and the next she will come with him…and this will go on…and she acts as if she is a pathini punde…

  • wtf

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    i like the fb girl’s comment to you …don’t make a big fuss over it’…aptly said.

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    who is this?
    HUMAN BEING <— LOL !!! appeh enna naiyum puunaiyunama facebook use pannum? kamedi!

  • Ash

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    Durai, I checked out the chick’s page on FB. Turns out she’s only 17. Which also explains her use of “O” and “Fcebuk”. Go easy on the girl. Even her profile pic looks like a kid. Nampak like one KKV pulak tu..

    I have to add that her use of various symbols to replace the letters of the alphabets (? Ìm å £rïêñÐl¥ gµrl †ö ßê wï†h,ßµ† еñ êvêr †ê§† må þå†ïêñ¢ê ¢öz ï ¢åñ ßê vêr¥ êvïlï§h ?) temporarily blinded me .. *sambil mengucap panjang*

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    Good post bro as usual. I always wonder why people justifies themselves by saying ‘ I am a decent clubber’. If you wanna play, you have gotta pay. That’s life. If you want to do something decency, do it at home. Cannot right? amma seruppaalaa adipaangathaane?

  • Nav_yakuza

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    damn ryte Chick at Clubs Are Hot And Fuckable!!!!

  • MAYA

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    Don’t you know this is how the women control the men…Through the way they dress & the way they look & act…The girls know that they have what the men desire…& when you look at these women & have such thoughts…Then you have lost all control of your own self-will :-)

  • SunTannedSuperman_v2.0

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    I think it’s about time someone introduced that poor cracko girl to this page. I really wish to see the look on her face when she reads that she is the “Happening chick”. It would be really funny. LOL

  • Prasad_V

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    Durai sarrrr…. Neengge yenggeyo poi tingge…

  • S Nanthini Devi

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    hey..love tis post of yours. i have seen many idiots does tis as well. even de greatest celebrity wud have less than 1000 ppl dat they r close on earth… hell, some have 4k friends. i don’t know how.. Unless your de PM of Msia maybe.

  • deevagar

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    She don’t seem to be much happening appraising her pictures and her shitty-ass language . Trust me , if you’re a female Facebook-er ( by all honored accredition ) plainfully you would comprise only 20-30 real friends outta the 4+++ fuckers you have in the list . And the remaining dumbucks , of course they tend to work as the popularizing agent for the “hot” chick by commenting on her pictures with their dicks jerking off and attacking her in the chatroom by sending “Hi da” while masturbating all over their keyboard . And apparently these so-called-hot pussies are entertained by the attention thus they end up becoming one of the hot-shot among the guys . Though their hair by the colour of turtle shit being washed using Khrisna Herbal Soup from Jalan Mehru and their clothes bought from Pasar Malam ( 3 for 10 bucks ) , little as truth speaks these chicks would say that they use shampoos from salon like Szikernperg and clothes from Cotton On . Reminded as much , those shitty captions in their profile like “I’m Hot Dumb” ( true she’s dumb cos she think she’s hot ) and “I Miss You cuz I love You” ( thought she missed him cos she needs paisa ) . Teenagers these days I’m really speechless . Anyways , good post bro . Keep it up ;)

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