This is my personal opinion and rather a comical write up. Don’t take it word by word and make me look stupid.
If I’m going to talk about my Europe trip nonstop, everyone’s going to show their middle finger to me and take a leave. Everyone’s been forcing me to write, write and write, but really, unless you’re a writer yourself, you will never understand how difficult it is to compose a liner. When you finish writing something and look at the end product, you should be able to laugh and think about what you’ve written, which is what I want in each of my writings. That is precisely the reason sometimes (it takes time); to write an article.
Amazingly for the past few weeks, I’m having an unusual flood in my FB; people who are talking to me about relationships and so on. Relationships are such a subjective topic to discuss, as well as all the subtopics related to it.See for an example, if I’m going to talk about how to choose the best guy, it is actually very subjective. My dear girls, it really depends on your own preference. Say like if you like it ‘big‘, you might choose the ‘blacks”. Say like if you like ‘ice cream‘, I might like you.
This blog is no longer read by local Meenachis and Kamachis like once upon a time, we have powerful bloggers commenting on it like Ash, Bro Kavilan,CoolVani, Sactyr, Makkez, Vivek, Banu and amazing debaters like Inba, Rajkumar, TrueGemini,SunTannedS, Laura and some hundreds others I could not list down here. Thus, it is no longer easy for me to say few fucks and close down writing an article. I need to analyze things, even though it is for fun. That my friends, is another reason why sometimes I take such a long time to write an article for a topic.
Anyway, every now and then, there are always some Indian girls who is getting cheated in the name of love, and almost all of them start up by saying in the beginning the relationship was the sweetest of all sweets, brightest of all lights, greatest of all love combined, so on and so forth. It all end up with the guy sneaking into her pant, jizz some sweets into her cunt, taking a picture of it under the light, and showing her asset all around to his friends.
The problem with some girls nowadays is everything they see seems to be love. Some girls are just plain stupid, they’re so easily duped. Cut the shit, let me give you girls some guidelines:
1. Length of relationship
Please, STOP this crap of ‘first love’. There is no such thing as first love, full stop. Stop this feelings crap suthe punde all. I don’t want to hear this kind of shit. If you come and talk to me all this stories, I’ll seriously print screen our conversation and post it up in this blog. You SHOULD know a guy for a particular period of time, before you even decide to be in a relationship with him.
It is extremely important to at least know the exterior characters of the guy, which most guys, skillfully will hide anyhow. However, stop thinking about all this ‘Minnale’ love stories, or any other romantic stories you see in the movies, because you’re not Reema Sen and he is not Madhavan.
If a guy persuades you into a relationship in a short period of time after knowing you, this is something to be alert of. You might end up in his ‘Cumshot Compilations’. Never commit in a relationship without knowing a guys background, this is EXTREMELY important.
2. Dating and Mating
Almost all of you go for dating once you’ve chose your ‘Macha’. Dressing, appearance, and other things are really not important here, the most important thing is where he chose to date you.
If he buys you KFC and brings you to the Mid Valley Level 5 Car Park, then you should know that he is going to rip off your bra. If the guy is serious about you, you should both choose a natural place, where you think there will be plenty of crowd, just in case for your own safety.
Most guys will attempt for a movie, where in the darkness of ‘Dark of the Moon’, they will wriggle their fingers towards your hip and giggle sheepishly. This is an ungentlemanly act, show your middle fingers to him and get out of the cinema hall. Some will attempt some stupid jokes that will never make you laugh in a million years, and all of sudden ‘accidentally’, put their hand on top of yours. ALERT! Withdraw immediately. This however, could be let off with a warning.
Introducing Meganet, the new Transformer (the girl took a picture with contact lense, look at the comments by guys)
Most importantly, you girls shouldn’t be so fucking cheap yourself. Wearing slut like dresses on the first date is like a big turn on for the guys. Don’t do that. I personally think you young Meenachis and Kamachis, should NOT let the guy touch you on the first few dates. This will prove sincerity of the guy to some extent.
If you feel love for the above liner, that’s a good indication you’re fucking cheap.
3. No Touching Ah
This is a small portion, if the guy attempts to talk to you over the phone about anything sexual or ‘touching’ part, this is definitely a turn off. Ask him to speak to your brother or father. Let your father touch him instead. Even if you have decided to be in a relationship with the guy, letting him touch you extensively is just a recipe to disaster.
For a guy, its as simple as this, if you’ve seen it ALL; without a license (marriage), why do you need license to see the same thing again? Makes sense?
Yes, love is beyond physical. It involves emotions and feelings. Then why do they need to touch you in the first place?
Cheap liners by guys. Never seen devathai it seems, ithele ‘tc’ ore kedeh punde.
But don’t la do too much drama, relax. Give in a little once you’re confident about the guy.
4. Meet the parents
One of the most deadliest thing almost all the guys fear of. Meet the parents, which almost all the girls fail to do nowadays. You should TEST your guy whether he is willing to meet up with your parents or not.
This will clearly reflect the level of commitment the guy is willing to put in to the relationship. If early in the relationship the guy talks about meeting your parents, and introduces you to his parents as well, this is also a good sign; not a sign that you will be happy together, but a good sign the guy is genuinely interested in you.
5. Phone Power
Guys will choose thousand and one ways to hide their mistress, including hiding the contacts and SMSes inside their phone. You should always go around your boyfriend’s phone, or do a spot check all of a sudden. This is NOT considered of you suspecting your boyfriend of illegal relationship, but just as a precaution. Most girls are just plain dumb, just trusting your boyfriend blindly thinking he will not flirt around, and the FACT remains that most guys FLIRT even though they have the most beautiful girl in the world!
I think most of you girls will agree with me on this.
Financial, education , family and habits , and the rest of the criteria actually depends on your preference.
I personally think the ratio of guys cheating on girls versus vice versa is obviously more. The above tips will not really help you find the guy of your dream, but will rather test his level of commitment towards you. Above all, if the guy is slick, he would pass this all and you might end up fucked for good.
However, at the end of the day, it’s not about how good the guy is, it’s about how wise you’re…