Your Dream Macha

If I’m going to talk about my Europe trip nonstop, everyone’s going to show their middle finger to me and take a leave. Everyone’s been forcing me to write, write and write, but really, unless you’re a writer yourself, you will never understand how difficult it is to compose a liner. When you finish writing something and look at the end product, you should be able to laugh and think about what you’ve written, which is what I want in each of my writings. That is precisely the reason sometimes (it takes time); to write an article.
Amazingly for the past few weeks, I’m having an unusual flood in my FB; people who are talking to me about relationships and so on. Relationships are such a subjective topic to discuss, as well as all the subtopics related to it.
See for an example, if I’m going to talk about how to choose the best guy, it is actually very subjective. My dear girls, it really depends on your own preference. Say like if you like it ‘big’, you might choose the ‘blacks’. Say like if you like ‘ice cream’, I might like you.
This blog is no longer read by local Meenachis and Kamachis like once upon a time, we have powerful bloggers commenting on it like Ash, Bro Kavilan,CoolVani, Sactyr, Makkez, Vivek, Banu and amazing debaters like Inba, Rajkumar, TrueGemini,SunTannedS,Laura and some hundreds others I could not list down here. Thus, it is no longer easy for me to say few fucks and close down writing an article. I need to analyze things, even though it is for fun. That my friends, is another reason why sometimes I take such a long time to write an article for a topic.
Anyway, every now and then, there are always some Indian girls who is getting cheated in the name of love, and almost all of them start up by saying in the beginning the relationship was the sweetest of all sweets, brightest of all lights, greatest of all love combined, so on and so forth. It all end up with the guy sneaking into her pant, jizz some sweets into her cunt, taking a picture of it under the light, and showing her asset all around to his friends.
The problem with some girls nowadays is everything they see seems to be love. Some girls are just plain stupid, they’re so easily duped. Cut the shit, let me give you girls some guidelines:
1. Length of relationship
Please, STOP this crap of ‘first love’. There is no such thing as first love, full stop. Stop this feelings crap suthe punde all. I don’t want to hear this kind of shit. If you come and talk to me all this stories, I’ll seriously print screen our conversation and post it up in this blog. You SHOULD know a guy for a particular period of time, before you even decide to be in a relationship with him.
It is extremely important to at least know the exterior characters of the guy, which most guys, skillfully will hide anyhow. However, stop thinking about all this ‘Minnale’ love stories, or any other romantic stories you see in the movies, because you’re not Reema Sen and he is not Madhavan.
If a guy persuades you into a relationship in a short period of time after knowing you, this is something to be alert of. You might end up in his ‘Cumshot Compilations’. Never commit in a relationship without knowing a guys background, this is EXTREMELY important.
2. Dating and Mating
Almost all of you go for dating once you’ve chose your ‘Macha’. Dressing, appearance, and other things are really not important here, the most important thing is where he chose to date you.
If he buys you KFC and brings you to the Mid Valley Level 5 Car Park, then you should know that he is going to rip off your bra. If the guy is serious about you, you should both choose a natural place, where you think there will be plenty of crowd, just in case for your own safety.
Most guys will attempt for a movie, where in the darkness of ‘Dark of the Moon’, they will wriggle their fingers towards your hip and giggle sheepishly. This is an ungentlemanly act, show your middle fingers to him and get out of the cinema hall. Some will attempt some stupid jokes that will never make you laugh in a million years, and all of sudden ‘accidentally’, put their hand on top of yours. ALERT! Withdraw immediately. This however, could be let off with a warning.
Most importantly, you girls shouldn’t be so fucking cheap yourself. Wearing slut like dresses on the first date is like a big turn on for the guys. Don’t do that. I personally think you young Meenachis and Kamachis, should NOT let the guy touch you on the first few dates. This will prove sincerity of the guy to some extent.
3. No Touching Ah
This is a small portion, if the guy attempts to talk to you over the phone about anything sexual or ‘touching’ part, this is definitely a turn off. Ask him to speak to your brother or father. Let your father touch him instead. Even if you have decided to be in a relationship with the guy, letting him touch you extensively is just a recipe to disaster.
For a guy, its as simple as this, if you’ve seen it ALL; without a license (marriage), why do you need license to see the same thing again? Makes sense?
Yes, love is beyond physical. It involves emotions and feelings. Then why do they need to touch you in the first place?
But don’t la do too much drama, relax. Give in a little once you’re confident about the guy.
4. Meet the parents
One of the most deadliest thing almost all the guys fear of. Meet the parents, which almost all the girls fail to do nowadays. You should TEST your guy whether he is willing to meet up with your parents or not.
This will clearly reflect the level of commitment the guy is willing to put in to the relationship. If early in the relationship the guy talks about meeting your parents, and introduces you to his parents as well, this is also a good sign; not a sign that you will be happy together, but a good sign the guy is genuinely interested in you.
5. Phone Power
Guys will choose thousand and one ways to hide their mistress, including hiding the contacts and SMSes inside their phone. You should always go around your boyfriend’s phone, or do a spot check all of a sudden. This is NOT considered of you suspecting your boyfriend of illegal relationship, but just as a precaution. Most girls are just plain dumb, just trusting your boyfriend blindly thinking he will not flirt around, and the FACT remains that most guys FLIRT even though they have the most beautiful girl in the world!
I think most of you girls will agree with me on this.
Financial, education , family and habits , and the rest of the criteria actually depends on your preference.
I personally think the ratio of guys cheating on girls versus vice versa is obviously more. The above tips will not really help you find the guy of your dream, but will rather test his level of commitment towards you. Above all, if the guy is slick, he would pass this all and you might end up fucked for good.
However, at the end of the day, it’s not about how good the guy is, it’s about how wise you’re…

This is my personal opinion and rather a comical write up. Don’t take it word by word and make me look stupid.

If I’m going to talk about my Europe trip nonstop, everyone’s going to show their middle finger to me and take a leave. Everyone’s been forcing me to write, write and write, but really, unless you’re a writer yourself, you will never understand how difficult it is to compose a liner. When you finish writing something and look at the end product, you should be able to laugh and think about what you’ve written, which is what I want in each of my writings. That is precisely the reason sometimes (it takes time); to write an article.

Amazingly for the past few weeks, I’m having an unusual flood in my FB; people who are talking to me about relationships and so on. Relationships are such a subjective topic to discuss, as well as all the subtopics related to it.See for an example, if I’m going to talk about how to choose the best guy, it is actually very subjective. My dear girls, it really depends on your own preference. Say like if you like it ‘big‘, you might choose the ‘blacks”. Say like if you like ‘ice cream‘, I might like you.

This blog is no longer read by local Meenachis and Kamachis like once upon a time, we have powerful bloggers commenting on it like Ash, Bro Kavilan,CoolVani, Sactyr, Makkez, Vivek, Banu and amazing debaters like Inba, Rajkumar, TrueGemini,SunTannedS, Laura and some hundreds others I could not list down here. Thus, it is no longer easy for me to say few fucks and close down writing an article. I need to analyze things, even though it is for fun. That my friends, is another reason why sometimes I take such a long time to write an article for a topic.

Anyway, every now and then, there are always some Indian girls who is getting cheated in the name of love, and almost all of them start up by saying in the beginning the relationship was the sweetest of all sweets, brightest of all lights, greatest of all love combined, so on and so forth. It all end up with the guy sneaking into her pant, jizz some sweets into her cunt, taking a picture of it under the light, and showing her asset all around to his friends.

The problem with some girls nowadays is everything they see seems to be love. Some girls are just plain stupid, they’re so easily duped. Cut the shit, let me give you girls some guidelines:

1. Length of relationship

Please, STOP this crap of ‘first love’. There is no such thing as first love, full stop. Stop this feelings crap suthe punde all. I don’t want to hear this kind of shit. If you come and talk to me all this stories, I’ll seriously print screen our conversation and post it up in this blog. You SHOULD know a guy for a particular period of time, before you even decide to be in a relationship with him.

It is extremely important to at least know the exterior characters of the guy, which most guys, skillfully will hide anyhow. However, stop thinking about all this ‘Minnale’ love stories, or any other romantic stories you see in the movies, because you’re not Reema Sen and he is not Madhavan.

If a guy persuades you into a relationship in a short period of time after knowing you, this is something to be alert of. You might end up in his ‘Cumshot Compilations’. Never commit in a relationship without knowing a guys background, this is EXTREMELY important.

2. Dating and Mating

Almost all of you go for dating once you’ve chose your ‘Macha’. Dressing, appearance, and other things are really not important here, the most important thing is where he chose to date you.

If he buys you KFC and brings you to the Mid Valley Level 5 Car Park, then you should know that he is going to rip off your bra. If the guy is serious about you, you should both choose a natural place, where you think there will be plenty of crowd, just in case for your own safety.

Most guys will attempt for a movie, where in the darkness of ‘Dark of the Moon’, they will wriggle their fingers towards your hip and giggle sheepishly. This is an ungentlemanly act, show your middle fingers to him and get out of the cinema hall. Some will attempt some stupid jokes that will never make you laugh in a million years, and all of sudden ‘accidentally’, put their hand on top of yours. ALERT! Withdraw immediately. This however, could be let off with a warning.

Introducing Meganet, the new Transformer (the girl took a picture with contact lense, look at the comments by guys)

Most importantly, you girls shouldn’t be so fucking cheap yourself. Wearing slut like dresses on the first date is like a big turn on for the guys. Don’t do that. I personally think you young Meenachis and Kamachis, should NOT let the guy touch you on the first few dates. This will prove sincerity of the guy to some extent.

If you feel love for the above liner, that’s a good indication you’re fucking cheap.

3. No Touching Ah

This is a small portion, if the guy attempts to talk to you over the phone about anything sexual or ‘touching’ part, this is definitely a turn off. Ask him to speak to your brother or father. Let your father touch him instead. Even if you have decided to be in a relationship with the guy, letting him touch you extensively is just a recipe to disaster.

For a guy, its as simple as this, if you’ve seen it ALL; without a license (marriage), why do you need license to see the same thing again? Makes sense?

Yes, love is beyond physical. It involves emotions and feelings. Then why do they need to touch you in the first place?

Cheap liners by guys. Never seen devathai it seems, ithele ‘tc’ ore kedeh punde.

But don’t la do too much drama, relax. Give in a little once you’re confident about the guy.

4. Meet the parents

One of the most deadliest thing almost all the guys fear of. Meet the parents, which almost all the girls fail to do nowadays. You should TEST your guy whether he is willing to meet up with your parents or not.

This will clearly reflect the level of commitment the guy is willing to put in to the relationship. If early in the relationship the guy talks about meeting your parents, and introduces you to his parents as well, this is also a good sign; not a sign that you will be happy together, but a good sign the guy is genuinely interested in you.

5. Phone Power

Guys will choose thousand and one ways to hide their mistress, including hiding the contacts and SMSes inside their phone. You should always go around your boyfriend’s phone, or do a spot check all of a sudden. This is NOT considered of you suspecting your boyfriend of illegal relationship, but just as a precaution. Most girls are just plain dumb, just trusting your boyfriend blindly thinking he will not flirt around, and the FACT remains that most guys FLIRT even though they have the most beautiful girl in the world!

I think most of you girls will agree with me on this.

Financial, education , family and habits , and the rest of the criteria actually depends on your preference.

I personally think the ratio of guys cheating on girls versus vice versa is obviously more. The above tips will not really help you find the guy of your dream, but will rather test his level of commitment towards you. Above all, if the guy is slick, he would pass this all and you might end up fucked for good.

However, at the end of the day, it’s not about how good the guy is, it’s about how wise you’re…


30 comments to Your Dream Macha

  • Ash

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    Awwww…you called me a powerful blogger. I terharu nie.. *cue Amma yen Alzaikathe song in the background*

    I like your last statement; “However, at the end of the day, it’s not about how good the guy is, it’s about how wise you’re”. Well said. Not sure if I agree with everything but then again, since your disclaimer says ‘Don’t take it word for word’ and since you’ve been sooo sweet (ahem), I’ll just leave this as my comment : MEGANET POST! =)

  • Max

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    nice post…ippelam pattu thirenthere jenmam…
    but anyway, i have a suggestion bro…probably could give u some extra ideas for a new topic in future…
    currently in my family, we having some bad times financially…im a nathigan, but my family members are vice versa…they do pooja and bring “GOD” in the house…n the “GOD” will say, were cursed by some ppl who dun wan us to excel in life…using bomoh
    next, they went to meet a indian fortune teller n she said the same thing…we’re cursed…
    my question is…does this cursing using bomoh/sakai really works??
    i heard this many times in others families as well…
    since i dun believe in this stuffs, but i would to hear some comments from u since ur article and the content are awesome…
    keep on writing bro (i just knew u continued back blogging :) )

    Max

  • inba

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    it all starts with tis….
    *thnx 4 add* (its a freakin social network, u request, they respond, no need fuckin thanks pannade parethesi pasenggela, just start talkin will ya)

    then leading to….
    *looking good in traditional* (watever the fuck tat means)

    +++
    * nice post * (sudnt it be nice POSE?)

    next lines like….
    * wanna hang out? * (go hang your dick out)

    finally…
    *i hate guys + emo posts * (become a lesbian instead, id love to watch ya)

    anaa bro…ithu soopeeru!!
    ‘if the guy attempts to talk to you over the phone about anything sexual or ‘touching’ part, this is definitely a turn off. Ask him to speak to your brother or father. Let your father touch him instead.’

    p.s. naan yeppoya debatera maarune?

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    I am officially your fan!

  • RoyalPain

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    wait for the right feeling..towards the right person…analum wait panekulle semme temptations….:P

  • chelvi ganesan kandan

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    @Durai..that is as usual a nice one. Light reading with a lot of research from your side. Reading those FB posts can be funny..yet at the same times makes me think how many girls actually fall for those lame lines.
    Coincidentally, I am just back from watching Transformers, and being introduced to your new character Meganet Eyes…Ouch…Next time suggest that character to Michael Bay.
    @Inba: Analytical. You have indeed completed your very thorough research paper on this topic.
    @Max: Good suggestion!

  • jacky

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    I use 2 see around there so many not macho enough machas (eer like sambal belacan face)but having a good looking gf. I wonder??? What kind of power words they have to maikeran those girls.

  • SunTannedSuperman_v2.0

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    Durai anna.. I am honored that you my name is a part of your topic. I dunno if it’s in a compliment tone or sarcastic tone, ;)
    but still, I am honored. :)

    I’m going through a lot of shit recently. This post really made me smile.
    Not because of my name in it, but because of the topic of the MACHAS.

    My friends and I discussed this topic a long time ago. and in my opinion, no use blaming the guys, anna.

    Itu Benang masuk kalau itu jarum kasi buka saja.

    Sometimes, girls just give in to their lust and temptations, and guys just wanna comply the girls wishes and give in to it, too.
    No disrespect to the ladies, but, you girls really gotta control your temptations or you’re the one that’s gonna end up regretting it.

    One thing I don’t understand is, why do the girls allow videos of them taken when fucking?
    But recently, I think the girls are smart enough not to let their “Punidha Kaadhalargal” take videos of their nude bodies anymore. (I came up with that conclusion because I can’t find local “videos” anymore)

    And as usual, interesting topic. Cheers to that, Durai anna.

  • SumSingh69///

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    areeee mamoi..savadi puchandi petambuchi post..(baru mcm ayat t.rajendran)

  • savundra

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    nice post bro!! made my day..
    ma fav is phone power! :D

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    an ass’s pick up line ‘Banu I like ur Smile So Cute Heeeeeeeeee:-) Can i have ur frndship <3' (and then he went about typing his personal details, Dubaile accountant na, mayangiruvoma? :P )

    powerful blogger :')

  • Vivek

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    Hidup Durai!!! Powerful blogger neengethaan bro..;)

    Anyway, I am not saying flirting is wrong but do it creatively..saying a girl is a devathai is totally off the limits. I mean, why can’t everyone flirt professionally? Just ask Durai..He can give you the tips. :p

  • riddler rise

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    next topic…..
    1)machi finish work at 6pm,macha is eaither 5 minutes earlier or rarely 5 minutes late.
    2)machi want go out with friends,machi parents dont mind,but macha dont like and objects,machis buys machas word over parents,but in the night macha hang up with friends till late morning while machi sits home and comply.
    3)machi go out with girl friends….macha call every 5 minutes to make sure she is not flirting while macha call his best friend sister and claim he is a nice person,etc..etc.
    4)macha have 2 to 3 cell phones,but dont allow machi to have any.
    5)machi attends family function,later macha claim machi is flirting with guys without any evidence.
    6)machi went out with macha,all off sudden another macha pass by and machi just glance at him….later macha and machi argue cos macha accused machi for flirting.
    etc…etc

  • suren meowww

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    sirichikitteh seluar-eh kaletirevaneggeh bro..pikkali payelegeh..

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    Please put a “like” button for your posts. I love this post. You are so rite. At the end of the day it all boils down to how smart you are.

    Oh, I have one corny FB line that I had come across that made me lmao

    LOL.

    Yours truly,
    Daisytron.

    :P

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    Please put a “like” button for your posts. I love this post. You are so rite. At the end of the day it all boils down to how smart you are.

    Oh, I have one corny FB line that I had come across that made me lmao

    “Hi, can we make friends?”

    Sure dude, how about you go “make” you brains work first.

    Yours truly,
    Daistron. :P

  • Geetha

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    Meganet post durai !!!! :) couldn’t agree more with the parents thing and one more insist to meet his family as well! like one of the readers commented, if he tries to control each and every bit of your life and insist on calling to check on you every second,tell him to go fly kites and move on…

  • Suren

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    Great post Durai…Cant take the cheapest line in the world ” I never seen a Devadhai i saw thru u..really the most lame line…WTF wakkkaaakka…influence of tamil movies..Really need to gro this kind of guys…for girls better learn before the list of dicks when through u gets longer….

  • Brenda

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    This is really something nice 2 b discussed…i really like de part bout de ‘length of relationship’…it doesn’t mean de guy tat had been nice 2 u all de while will b de perfct one 4 u grlz…gyz n grlz r jz de same…all r gud in ‘draming’ prt…
    But jz 1 thing,not all guyz nowdays wants 2 introduce their grlz 2 his parnts…thr r sm..bt nt all…
    Anwy,its really nice topic! =)

  • neuro nimal

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    haha,but alaga rasikirathule tappu ille bass…
    i also want to see that MEGANET eyes!!lolzz
    inba and riddler rise,keep rocx bro…
    Durai ungal sevai intha samuthayatirku thevai!!! :)

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    All the things you’ve said above will not work on naive girls. Because girls are fed with fairy tales ever since they learn to understand the human language. They will succumb to corny one-liners, lame pick-up lines and worst; if their self-esteem touches below the sea-level and suddenly there’s some dude who seems to be head over heels over them, they WILL fall for it…

    They will be damaged but they will rise from it. Because all girls will be stupid for at least once in their life. After that, it’s just up to them to buck up and get their guards up and turn the table around ;)

  • Nav_yakuza

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    haish… bro Durai… seriously.. those Dark Of the Moon were superb… i laugh till my tears drop! good one bro!

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    so this is part of your Dummies guide for Girls i guess :)

    i know bout the phone/sms checking part. the first liner guys will go will be like
    “so now you dont trust me is it..? relationship is all about trusting. have i ever checked your phone or sms? no right..?”

    the hidden meaning will be “i need more holes.urs is not the only one.period”

    p/s: was that my name there bro under your amazing debater category bro? if yes im touched :)

    @rujj : Unggelethanya sonen:)

  • Banu Piriya

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    @Penny, totally agree with your viewpoint. The real trouble comes when once the girl is taken advantage of, say at least once, some take the resentment along with them into their next relationship. It messes with their judgment and rationale. I guess they somehow feel that they have no self-worth left. Also, they share their experience with the wrong friends i.e. choosing to trust the wrong “confidante”. Unless they “wake-up” and realise that mistakes happen and lessons need to be learnt from them, there is no guarantee that history will repeat again. Maybe parents are the only ones anyone could trust wholeheartedly these days..

  • Banu Piriya

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    *history will not repeat again..

  • Rudra

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    tis article is really superb….write more….

  • Subaash Nair

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    Well i would say this is a good article where almost everyone can benefit and educate themselves with far most wise and logical explanation of a relationship..

  • Kasturi

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    just started to read all ur articles…its awesome..u made my day :) keep writing…all d best..

x

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