I’ve written hundreds of articles in this blog; some very risky articles that can put me in trouble and some very interesting articles that can ease up your stressed day. There is no doubt about the amount of talented bloggers out there, which might be your daily addiction. Although I do not promote work of others, such as writings and so on, I try to support and encourage as many people as possible; whenever some of you come and talk to me.
I believe it is my duty to support and encourage the young ones like you, who will shape up the future Macha community. We should never be known as the ones wielding machetes, or committing suicide in the name of love. We should never be humiliated by high class Meenachis who strive to downgrade our presence. We should never be known as young sluts being fucked and getting pregnant at 17.
Instead, we should strive to be a role model for others. We should always make effort to make others happy. Today, I’m going to introduce some of the most amazing Indians who put themselves in the line of fire to entertain others.
1. Kamachi a.k.a Cum Achi
The funniest shit about Facebook nowadays is how people never cease to name themselves with weird and funny names. All this girls who might initially been named Santhanalakshmi or Rakkayee by their parents, will suddenly translate their name into one of the most bizarre thing you can imagine. Real life example follows:
2. Den Kulle Wine
Some of this girls go on to extra length to entertain others. I’m a big fan of one local Rakkayee who had literally rocked the entertainment world in FB by her mere presence. In an ultimate act of self sacrifice, she had actually opened up an FB page for herself, categorizing herself as an entertainer, and finally getting people to ‘Like’ the page.
I mean come on, how many of you are willing to sacrifice yourself to make others laugh? When I first checked out the page, I went…
What.The.Fuck.
I spend the next 20 minutes laughing nonstop until I almost died.
Ninggele sollenggeya,ipedi ore comedy piece enggayavethe patherekinggela?
3. The Great Poet
As I said earlier, I’ve written for at least 3 years now in Ragedindian . This is the statistical record:
302 articles
5932 comments
But this entire thing look like a dust, in front of one ultimate poem, composed by one 17 year old Anggamah from Ampang. One ultimate poem and she gained massive diehard fans. I’m going to derive and explain the meaning of this beautifully constructed poem about none other than; love. Presenting to you:
English Kathal
Na elatheyum thanggi kithen, anah ore payeh puleh inthe poem pathe ore comment kudethan parengge, sethethen…sethethen…
My next article will be about Indian gangsters and MIC. I’m sliding this article in between because I’m having little time to write nowadays.
I’ve written hundreds of articles in this blog; some very risky articles that can put me in trouble and some very interesting articles that can ease up your stressed day. There is no doubt about the amount of talented bloggers out there, which might be your daily addiction. Although I do not promote work of others, such as writings and so on, I try to support and encourage as many people as possible; whenever some of you come and talk to me.
I believe it is my duty to support and encourage the young ones like you, who will shape up the future Macha community. We should never be known as the ones wielding machetes, or committing suicide in the name of love. We should never be humiliated by high class Meenachis who strive to downgrade our presence. We should never be known as young sluts being fucked and getting pregnant at 17.
Instead, we should strive to be a role model for others. We should always make effort to make others happy. Today, I’m going to introduce some of the most amazing Indians who put themselves in the line of fire to entertain others.
1. Kamachi a.k.a Cum Achi
The funniest shit about Facebook nowadays is how people never cease to name themselves with weird and funny names. All this girls who might initially been named Santhanalakshmi or Rakkayee by their parents, will suddenly translate their name into one of the most bizarre thing you can imagine. Real life example follows:
2. The Great Poet
As you may already know, I’ve written for at least 3 years now in Ragedindian . This is the statistical record:
302 articles – > 5932 comments
But this entire thing looks like a dust, in front of one ultimate poem, composed by one 17 year old Anggamah from Ampang. One ultimate poem and she gained massive diehard fans. I’m going to derive and explain the meaning of this beautifully constructed poem about none other than; love. Presenting to you:
English Kathal
Now the meaning of it…line by line..
When she closes her eyes,
The guy comes into her mind,
When she open her eyes,
She want him in between her legs,
When she walks,
She wants his hands inside her pants,
When she falls in love,
She wants the guy I don’t know what the fuck she means..,
I could not go on translating this poem for you because I’m choked with emotions.I could even digest the poem, but when I read one of the comment for the poem…
Sethereda Durai….Sethere…(You better Die Durai, Die…)
Hahaaha
Yenna world da ithu !
awesome translation.. Even I dont get what she was about to tell at 1st
and about the fabpage, im stil waiting for her to reveal whats her intention of opening it, as she said, wen the likes reach the target, she’l reveal it ! waiting waiting =D
Sai Ram
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vangge brother grouppa poi suicide pannikuvom! ennale tangge mudiyele!!
The Great Poet.
Hehe.. vidunge Durai.. etho aduttha Vairamuthu Bharathiyar aagura aase pole avengeluku..
And one more fact to be mentioned, Facebook is having an abundance of princesses nowadays.
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Bukan Vairamuthu…That one is one heck of a Maireh-Muthu…
Haha…oh my god.. really no life uh these kids?? N da last one…u hav touched hearts…haha …tangggeleh..we all should die together..
hahaha!!
this sure did heal my monday morning blues…
and that was a “good poem”…
and i read this article from my literature class…
** durai,i need your help with my assignment to interprate poems…LOL!
A real Comedy Piece indeed!
savadi poem la athu..virichi virichi vanthaa..sirichi sirichi thantha..adichi adichi vitdaanunge..aprom kateri kateri aluvangaloooo??
‘my soul will be out’ LOL !! ROFL! how the f?!
durai,
you have touched heart, millions of thanks sweetheart……
pothuma? innum kunjum venuma?
“Sethereda Durai….Sethere…” this shows how frustrated you are…LMFAO XD
Marketing tactics……..FAILED!
The way I look at it, they need professional help.Psychiatric help to be precise. And those who leave positive comments and support those pages, they need help as well.
World Mental Healthy Day is coming soon btw (Oct 10). Perhaps you can cover more themes like this and dedicate a special article of such on the given date. It will be a great read and WHO will be grateful because you have helped to ‘promote more open discussion of mental disorders’ which is one of their objectives. Hehehe.
Nice comedy piece article anyway. Had a good laugh. But after the laugh, it saddens me thinking what these gals are going to become or end up as in future. They need something or someone to push them back to sanity. A good wake up call. I sincerely hope they read your article and learn some lessons on how to behave right, rather than to fight back thinking what they are doing is right. Denial, in their case, is pure stupidity.
ithey ellam tatti keka yarume illaya?
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when i marriage …..inglisu idikithey
When i specialize to be a psychiatrist i would like to delve into human behaviour especially like the ones above. Those obscenely enigmatic behaviour never failed to intrigue me as what would have gone wrong. Developmentally? Environmentally? I mean we are all the same race right? So what is it?
:p
Durai Anne.. I was so stressed today. Reading this article just made me laugh out loud.
Thanks for putting it up. Bless you for that!
And to the Comedy Pieces of FB: Your stupid publicity stunts have become a laughing material to me and many more. Bless you for that! keep entertaining us with your antics. I never knew Facebook was a virtual zoo with you girls being the funniest animals in it.:)
Indeed a comedy piece Durai bro.. LOL.
Ithungeleke Artist pareppu ne nenepu bro.. Inthe kandravi yellam FB le pakke vendiyetha iruke.. damn!!
hahaha…enna tha solerethe terle bro…but naleh ore time pass…
bro onne kekenum..unghe naleh mathum epdi inthe maari article lam fb le search panneh mudiyethu? super findings bro..
went i open my mail,
he (durai) mail is first,
when i open he mail,
comedi peace is here.
Lol..can stop laughing aftr the Denise wine pages comment..”itheke enna kedde ore fan page!!!nice one bro..keep rockin..
hahahaha!! princesses that never fail to make us laugh our asses out! kudos for that, bro!
school-le olungga padinggadinna athu mudiyaathu! english-la poem oru kedu! athukku oru pokkathavan comment vera paanniyirukkaan, edukkapattavan!
Bro! i love those Cum Achi!!! hahhaa! wish i could cum on their faces!!
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LOL
hahahahahahah! seriously, wtf?
unmai ye sonna valikitho….
u r not public!! u r probably denise wine’s friend ! bitch!
public public public…..i write this for a reason!!! coz everything happens for a reason.
How come girls only kena attack? There are loads of GUYS talking crap on FB too!
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Being a Preacher myself. Denise Wine, seriously needs help. She became an “entertainment-to-the-masses” by choice. It wasn’t God’s will that she became a target of ridicule, it was her choice. Her profession of faith is awesome. But the context in which she professed it is totally WRONG.
Example Scenario 1:
A Drug Mule smuggling drugs.
Drug Mule: Jesus, I pray not to get caught by Authorities coz I am smuggling drugs.
Example Scenario 2:
A pedophile rapist on the run after being spotted on the act.
Pedophile: Jesus! I am begging you to save me from this situation.
See both scenarios are totally off. She should consider seeking help.
“When I “Death”….Hahahahhaa!!! LOL!!
Enna Kodumai Sar ithu??
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kamedi?? its actually disgusting.
Kiska batti lovwes this!
You’re being laughed at because you ridiculed yourself with this stupid act of creating a page for yourself. What’s disgusting is the fact that people actually like your page!
Nothing for you to laugh about. Go seek some psychological treatment. You need it more than any other kid your age.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yslGpjQnOU&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLCE2C6536B4278EA3
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‘Sirithu vazha vendhum, pirar sirikka vazhnthidathey!’LOL
A true ‘Entertainer’
Denise, alageku ore eduthu kattu ninge… Valkeiyile ithu varaikum, ethene kannadi’ye odechiripinge ne teriyathe, but unne na parthen, unnode mandaye odeppen!
Seriyana ore muttha-bonda nee! :S Sigh…
get a life…
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bro ithengele ellam pethangelar pendangelar..?
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saavadi question! million dollar kelvi mike!
haha.. seema bro..
fantastic question la wei…!
hatz off ! hahahaha
i read that poem i guess i would certainly forget my past and present tense….lol
bro, Missy wine in da house yo….Durai you made my day bro…no words for all this menaxisss…
haha… fuckin hilarious bro! just cant stop laughing.!!
this is an excellent article bro!! you rock my socks!
anne anthe azhagi sundari remove me edy ne…!!!
Oh my god durai.. I was having lunch alone in my office while reading ur blog..gosh I laughed for almost 10 minutes non stop reading this post of yours.. these people are simply insane.. and I totally understand your rage as good writer reading poems like above..hahaha.. but we have to give them some credit for having the guts to be such awesome “comedy piece”.
And as usual, your post never fail to make laugh durai..Thank you so much for giving me a reason to smile today..=)
hahahahah….. this is just too good
aiyo- durai anne~
Very Creative – i have to learn my grammar and practise my language again~
=P
and we thought Vadivelu was funny. Man you really know how to troll FB. I tried loking up some of these menachis but just typing their weird FB persona names itself put me off it.
Hey durai,,i tottaly agree on denise,, she is a college mate of mine who thinks she is hot,,we kind of have a cold war between us,,i seriously agree with the fact that she dont need a damn fan page,, me and my group of friends reported her fanpage on Facebook,,she also blocked me,, I once commented on her picture of hers ,,she says she looks hot,,i mean seriously look in the mirror!! She comes in class late with short skirt ‘which she thinks is nice”",, she is just a laughing piece to everyone,,
Durai u ROCK MAN
Lots of love,, MKW,,
lol hey .. she use to be my schoolmate .. she is a ***** in school .. she thinks that she is soo great .. and u guys should see what she always post in facebook ..
LOL!!funny shit..how on earth could i have missed this article..hahahahahahah..wtf, really!
this is hilarious!! hahahaha especially ur translation!!!
The 4 Major Myths About Profile Pictures
Written by: Mary Fincher on October 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Making the decision to create an online dating profile is one thing, but making sure you upload the right kinds of photos is pretty important. I would argue that photos are more important than what you actually write about yourself in the biography section of your personals – and i hate that I’m admitting that – but let’s face it, our society is based upon physical looks and first impressions are always made on physical appearance; especially online. This is why you should put thought into what images you upload onto your profile. Now, consider the following myths before you do so; you may be surprised at the outcomes of the findings of the following research.
Myth #1 “Smiling Is Always Better”
You may think to yourself, “I should put up a nice photo that shows my face, a picture where I am smiling because it will make me appear to be a lighthearted and happy person”. Well, you are not wrong about that but according to researchers who studied profile pictures on various popular dating sites and correlated them to the number of messages each individual profile received, smiling isn’t necessarily the best decision for a profile picture. And, according to the stats, if you’re going to make a flirty face and you are female, make sure you are looking into the camera. Men, look away from the camera.
Myth # 2 “Don’t Ever Do The Myspace Angle”
Yes, you’ve probably read on a countless number of blogs and in a countless number of articles that the coveted “Myspace angle photo” should never be used again, and if it is you will not get a reaction from anyone on any adult personals. However, this is incorrect according to recent studies (shocked, right?!). In terms of receiving new messages, this lame angle was the single most popular reason that women received new messages.
Myth #3 ” Men Should Always Keep Their Shirts On”
The male “Ab-shot” is just as cliche and lame as the female “Myspace angle”. If men have their shirts off in their profile pictures the typical reaction assumed was that women would be turned off and clearly the man behind the image has a huge ego and nothing more. However, according to studies Ab shots that were actually worth showing got more messages. But, these Ab shots DO have a shelf-life, and as men get older their coveted torso pictures aren’t as desired as they used to be.
Myth #4 ” Make Sure Your Face Is Visible”
After a ton of research, numbers are showing that it doesn’t really matter at all if your face is showing in a picture or not. When it came down it it, if your face want showing but your image was interesting or sexy or mysterious or clever enough to attract attention from another individual, than it was considered a “successful picture”.
Totally a feel good article. Thanks
Hey Ms.Wine r u rely happy with all this… if yes..then u r definitely oru maanam kette jenmam…n also my dear rasathi its good to be faithful in god but before that did Jesus thought u all this? this is not something to be proud ok!!!
Admin…sorry i dont know ur name…anyway thumbs up for you…im rely pissed off seeing so many “pwincess” in my fb…dun knw frm which kingdom… pooi partha thaan teriyum…simple nice pa…i like it
okay you made me laugh. Or rather, the people made me laugh. Whatever makes them happy, you know…
Shakespeare shud hand her an award cuz she managed to confuse more ppl than he did..lol..nice translation tho..gud one
broooo just started goin thru ur blog 2day and so far this made my day… hahahah i’ve seen this Denise Wine girl before and i understand why you couldnt stop laughing… hahaha… awesome…
+1 to your fan’s list.. 
be proud of ur name which is beside ur father name….
hey i like ur blog alot. its truly inspiring. just one request pls dont use the name meenachi to quote bad girls….hehe…it’s god’s name u knw
Im reading this at my uni library. Couldnt help myself from LOL. Getting weird stares from the person beside me. HAHA. I read this article many times but still it never fail to make me LOL each time. Bro Durai, I am your huge fan. I read ur write up’s the moment you post it. Hat’s off to you for writing good stuff’s. You will always have my support.
This is classic bro & you made me laugh when im really freaking stressed out :
“Kamachi a.k.a Cum Achi”
my god….im laughing like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks durai….
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rofl !!! self praise is no praise…!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!
this is hilarious!!