This blog was written just for fun, some of you might be doing it, but don’t be offended. Learn to laugh at yourself.
Some people complain that it’s a sad world to live in. We have all kinds of people, some might be bad, some might be good, some might be intelligent, a few might be retarded. If you really want to live a happy life, you have to observe things around you. If you carefully look beyond something; you will realize the humor in it. The only common thing between all of us is we think we’re unique. We want to be different. We want to impress.
The other thing we all have in common might be Facebook. We spend a considerable amount of time browsing, chatting and flirting in Facebook. In real life, some people try to impress others by being different, thus when it comes to social network, they continue being the same.For an example, Indian girls must pierce their ears. But then to look different they start piercing all over their ears. Then they pierce the nose, eye brows, tongue, lips, navel, and clit. The problem is, not all look good pierced, some end up looking like sluts.
For Indian guys, there is this funny shit going on around, some guys are actually wearing a type of shoe. This shoe comes with shin pad, as you can see below. Can you imagine how our normal Indian machas will look like with these shoes?
Similarly, some people in order to impress the rest, end up looking like a retard in social networks.I just want to share with you some personal experiences, and things that I think is unnecessarily being done when it comes to Facebook.
Rest in Peace @TagTheDeadPersonNameHere .
I just want to let you guys know that, once you’re dead, you won’t be able to check your Facebook. Maybe some of you do not know this, but yes, you can’t check any shit once you’re dead. I think that really explains why you should not tag a dead person. Don’t post up some sentimental shit in the wall craving for attention from the rest of your friends, if you really love him always then go lie down inside the coffin with him.
Cam and Tag
This is getting pretty popular lately. The tactic is simple, take a picture of yourself, design it using some colorful words, upload to Facebook then tag all your friends in it. They in return will comment that your picture looks nice, so on and so forth.
And the more comment they get, the more aroused they will be and finally at the end of the day they will reach climax and drop dead.
TAlKiNg LiKe ThIs
There is a bunch of new retards in Facebook , who TaLkS LiKe tHiS. I’ve been seriously thinking day and night on how all this started, and why so many are being influenced to type in such a way that will make it harder for other to read it.
Lately, I’ve noticed a major new cult group in Facebook, where they talk in such a way that it is hard to decipher what they’re trying to say. They’ve found a new way to communicate with each other, and breaking the code is no easy task. For a person with low average IQ like me, it can take days to decipher and fully understand the meaning of their shout out. I’m going to show you some of it, and let you deal with it yourself.
Lack of Attention
Above was an exact example I took and edited into my shout-out.
Grow up kids.
If you want to fight with someone, take it offline. What is the fucking point posting a shout out to your enemies when they’re not even in your friends list? I perfectly understand your point that you want as many pussies to be impressed with your daringness, but seriously, nowadays chicks don’t get impressed with that shit anymore.Stop fighting using your keyboard. Some-more sometimes got spelling error all, haiyo, padayappaaaa…
I like people with confidence. I hate people with overconfidence. They can simply be too annoying. Some of the funniest shit you can see in Facebook is how people think that they’re very famous. When you think you’re famous, then you will start doing some shit that you’ll never do otherwise. But some just for the sake of wanting to attract attention and be famous, coupled with overwhelming confidence, will end up telling some of the funniest shit you’ll ever hear in your life. Take a look.
If you’re ugly and you know it, you should never do something like above. And fucking learn how to spell masturbate right… According to online sources,”masterbating” is a common mispelling of “masturbation” used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin’ Park.
I’ll end this with a shout out to all the guys who had been poking me recently in Facebook; poking in Facebook , especially if a guy is poking another guy, looks kind of disgusting. Please leave
my ass me alone.