It has been a horrifying past 2 weeks with so many deaths happening for our Macha community. As usual, a few more Indian guys had orgasm, slashed each other and died. Here’s how one died.
“A college student paid with his life for asking a man not to rev up his car engine in the middle of the night near a pub in Krystal Point, Bayan Baru.
R. Navintheran, 24, was slashed at least 18 times by the man with a knife and died two hours later at a private hospital here.
His girlfriend and several friends, who were at the scene, could only watch in horror during the 3.30am incident.”
So tell me, who moved the first piece? It was the victim. I’m not supporting the criminal here. If only right after drinking, you shut the fuck up about what others do, bring your own girlfriend home , screw each other and fall asleep , you will live to see the next day. I’ve repeated this a thousand times, being a coward under certain circumstances will save your life. Stop being a Tamil film hero.
Since so many youngsters wants to be involved in criminal activities and thinks it’s cool to be in a gang, today I’m going to teach you how to be an Indian gangster. If you want to be a successful Indian gangster, you must strictly follow several guidelines or at least possess the below capabilities.
Tattoos are one of the most important and foremost thing for any gangster wannabes. You should at least have a few homemade tattoos in your body.
If you can’t afford to buy a few needles and ink for homemade tattoos,fret not, that’s when sticker tattoos comes into action. You can get this type of tattoos in Kedai Runcit by buying chewing gums. In order to look really gangster, you can try butterfly tattoos or tinkerbell tattoos.
Fights and Story Telling
This is an extremely important part in order to be an established gangster. If you have siblings at home, fight with them. Do not pick on bigger sized siblings; always pick if possible, your sisters. They usually have long nails and you might have a few cuts and scratch marks aftermath the fight. Do NOT wait till the wounds heal, immediately go and meet a few of your friends. Tell them that you were attacked by 20 Indian guys from Kampung Medan and you were only armed with 1 stick. During the brutal encounter, you killed 10 guys, you send 9 to ICU ward, and only one survived the attack with light injuries. Don’t worry about your friends not believing you, chances are they will be as fucking dumb as you are.
Remember, being a gangster is all about territory. You should be able to conquer a few grounds to prove your worth. In order to be an Indian gangster, you must be able to conquer a few football fields in your housing area. Ride on your EX5 , start looking around your neighborhood football fields, and do your survey. Check out your enemies. You should be able to see a few kids playing marbles. Kill them all. Now, you’ve got a territory. If even the kids are bigger than you, move on to the next field.
Once you’ve marked the field with your presence, you must defend the field to your death. No matter even if it rains or shines; make sure you’re there all the time patrolling your padang. The field will be used for your gang member’s recreational activities, such as drinking cheap liquors and vomiting, smoking pots, or to fight. Steal any type of steel, especially from bus stops and sell them in besi buruk . The money will be useful for cigarettes and cheap liquors.
If you’re a spiritually inclined person, build a small shrine and place a brick. You will have ten dumb Indians circling around the shrine 10 times a day and then donating some money. Use it for your liquor.
Being an Indian gangster, it is EXTREMELY important that you carry your coloring books and LUNA color pencil all the time.This is because most of the time you’ll get bored sitting all alone without any activities.
In order for you to easily keep this things and to avoid people seeing what you’re carrying, you should have a side bag. Wear it all the time. If you don’t have a side bag, alternatively you can carry school bags or SWAN branded bags.
But don’t la use your moms handbag, so not gangster wan…
It is very important to spread your ideology, and the best way to do it is through social networks. Open a Facebook page, name it with whatever number that you prefer, then recruit online members. You will have a few retarded Meenachis drinking Soya Bean and claiming to be gangster, perfect example below.
Make sure the picture that you upload portrays extreme violence of your gang life, including posing with gang signs.
Picture credit to Bro Nedu
Search for other FB gangs, and launch virtual attack against them. You will never get injured fighting virtually, so do what you want.
But sorry, you can’t help with girls’ problems. For an instance let’s say if she did not complete her homework, you should not go and help her. This is against an Indian gangs principle. Say if she accidentally tore her pavadai somewhere, you cannot help her to stitch it.
Protect and Fight
Of course, being a gangster is all about fighting. In order to gain a few chicks to fuck, you must at least show off to the girls that you’re very the daring. Stare at any other Indian that you see on the street. Remember, every Indian out there is your enemy. Fight for any reason you can find for, like say that he looked at your girlfriend, immediately go and kill him. Yes, you must be that fucking dumb. You should not have any sense.
Picture depicts Indian Machas during gang fights..
I’ve said this in the past, but here’s a summarization of how you should be.
1 ) Should be daring and willing to fight anyone
2 ) Should handle weapons diligently
3 ) Should have been locked up in jail at least once
4 ) Have a few marks and sign of stitches in a visible place in your body
5 ) Should be a person without a brain. Should have no thinking capabilities.
6 ) Owns own transport and willing to travel to any school to fight.
7 ) Willing to fight extra hours just to protect the field.
8 ) Should be able to drink cheap liquors and smoke
9 ) Should be able to speak vulgar words fluently in Tamil, knowledge in vulgar words in other language such as Chinese and Malay will be an added advantage.
I hope this guide will help you to die faster. Thank you, please cum again.