I fear one day I will be killed by the (very) people I’m trying to help.
“Kosmo! reported about members of two rival gangs who met their untimely deaths at the age of 19 and 25 after being involved in a fight.R. Rajkumar, 19, from a gang known as 1Hati, and 25-year-old Vinod from Gang 08, were found dead with serious injuries caused by sharp objects.
Several members of the gangs have been arrested and police are tracking several others.”
It is not something new if I start talking about gangs and young dicks vying hard to be involved in gang activities. Everywhere we turn nowadays, there is no denying that majority of our young Indian guys are indirectly or directly involved in gang activities. Although being a minority in this country, we form the majority in prisons.
This is a sad fact. I just can’t stop talking about this, because it’s a shocking fact the number of young Machas being involved in gangsterism nowadays. For a mere number, they are willing to kill and seriously injure another guy from his own race.
Indians believe they are born to fight.
If you’re in a funeral, you’re supposed to fight over who can carry out the last ritual.
If you’re in a restaurant, you’re supposed to fight if anyone is looking at you.
If you’re in a birthday, nobody should accidentally ‘push’ you over while dancing.
If you’re in a club, no one should say Hi to your Meenachi.
Machas think that gangsters are cool. The amounts of victims getting ripped out daily by Indian Machas are countless. One way or another, we’re turning against our own and prefer to kill each other for a petty reason such as staring at each other! Mutta pundenggela.
Today, to simplify things let me categorize a few type of gangster Machas :
Usually hired and paid by their political leaders, or self motivated political leaders taking laws into their own hand. Obviously brainless and fights just for political mileage. The more news coverage they get, the more they will be motivated. The welfare of the society is irrelevant, the only thing that matters to them is how many chicks/guys the opposition leaders had anal fucked. Any money that is given to the welfare of the society especially to school kids is gulped wholly to buy lingerie’s.
The total cost of hiring them is two nasi lemak bungkus, one teh tarik and RM 50. During their free time, they clean drains, lick their masters’ shoes and watch Hentai porn.
These are the typical Machas, they go on drinking in a club or restaurant and if anyone stares at them, they will start up a fight. The more fights they get involved in, the more topics they will have on their next round of drinking session. Most of the fights are exaggerated a thousand times, to show how notorious they can be.
The rest of the members in the table will silently play with their balls while listening in awe to the stories of these brainless gangsters. If they couldn’t pick a fight with anyone, they would fight among themselves and kill each other. If there was no fight even until the end, there would be a massive orgy and the storyteller will be jizzed all over by the other members in the table.
Hanging around in Facebook, wasting half of their life writing emotional status and gaining orgasm watching the likes of young Meenachis with papan tits posing half naked in Facebook, they’re the most notorious and well known self-proclaimed gangsters. They idolize another cheap Macha shot dead like a dog by the police, and the amount of idiocy they portray supersedes MIC cybertroopers.
They design ugly looking piece of shit pictures using Microsoft Paint and post it in their online Facebook fan page. Each member is then required to masturbate looking at the pictures and once they reach climax, each of them must comment Hidup! Hidup! on the pictures.
Their motive is to fight with other Facebook gangs, launching virtual attacks and it’s like playing Scrabble, the one who says ‘Hidup’ a lot more wins the fight. Half of this shitholes will be dead by next Deepavali.
Official slogan: Hidup (insert any numbers here).
To show you the current development of our young Machas, here’s a video showing their progress.