I hate people who are ungrateful . BN fellows are the most grateful, throw anything to them, they would grab it fast like a dog waiting for bones. Whatever the Gov does for them, including sometimes screwing them upside down, is well received and welcomed. For MIC particularly, Najib is God.
Their only comeback would be coming up with more porn videos involving Anwar Ibrahim, and other opposition leaders.
Recently they came up with videos relating Nurul Izzah, which shows their mentality and political maturity. Dato Seri Najib, ever since taking over the office from Tun Abdullah Badawi had brought in some of the most remarkable changes in our life. One of the most important thing that he embarked on was 1Malaysia concept. Anywhere you go these days, 1Malaysia follows you. Our PM’s face is plastered everywhere, from trains to taxis, from billboards to cupboards,which of course shows how desperate our PM is…
Today, I’m going to introduce to you some of the most remarkable products of 1Malaysia.
The above is Telur1Malaysia. This is not normal telur okay(!), telur1Malaysia is meant to add extra guts onto yourself. It is rumored some BN fellows grew some telur to speak out after eating Telur1Malaysia. It’s Grade D eggs, so I’m sure you don’t even want to know about the quality.
Since most of us came from hutan and had never seen email before, the Government introduced 1Malaysia email. 1Malaysia email can be used to subscribe to all porn websites including Desibaba.com, Debonair.com and IndianGilma.com. The only Government in the world who invested (although they said it’s privately funded as usual of course) RM 50 million for emails. Click HERE to read more.
Don’t misunderstand the name. This is a digital tablet. Forget about Samsung Tab. With the technology of Ipad and the screen of helipad , 1MalaysiaPad tops the list as the gadget to have. This dappa China made tablet is another product which was meant to enrich their own cronies , selling at a staggering RM 999. The last known person who bought this tablet committed suicide a day after purchasing it.
1Malaysia underwear , the ultimate comfort. Itu Renoma semua kasi buang. If you hate BN and the concept of 1Malaysia, where else would be the best place to put them? Whether you have one the size of Africans or Asians, 1Malaysia underwear ensures your jama is well taken care of…
Forget Cadbury. Forget Ferrero Rocher. The must have chocolate of the season is here. How wonderful would it be to eat a chocolate with Najib’s face on it’s cover? After eating this chocolate , don’t just shit and forget about Barisan Nasional okay!
Remember, Pangkah BN! But you Indians are never grateful, despite all these products and services, look at what the Indian community has to say about BN.
I don’t know what to say la…