The Ultimate Guide to Thaipusam

This article may be sensitive to some, but get over it and try to understand what I’m trying to convey.  When I was in primary school, my primary transportation to school was school bus. Sometimes I might miss the bus, which means walking back home. The bus driver, a well built Indian uncle, used to […]

How to be An Indian Gangster

It has been a horrifying past 2 weeks with so many deaths happening for our Macha community. As usual, a few more Indian guys had orgasm, slashed each other and died. Here’s how one died. “A college student paid with his life for asking a man not to rev up his car engine in the […]

The History of Machas

This article  contains half truth and the rest were self-imagination.  Don’t challenge the ‘facts’, since there are none anyway.  In the early 1890’s right up to 1940’s, hundreds of thousands of Indians from India was brought in by British to Malaya. Indian labors opened up the forests, established the rubber plantations, built the roads, railways, […]

Madhu – I’m a Girl

This article is written based on online interview with Bro Kumaraesinggam. All pictures were taken with permission. This article contains images which might be disturbing, reader’s discretion advised. I know you wouldn’t care less anyway. “Macha, baps da dei, bapse…angge pareh…punde,pidiche sappe udenum ithenggelam” “Macha, it’s a transvestite…look there…fuck, we should make them give us […]

Slashed to Death

This is a topic dedicated to Lana CV and Abang Nedu. IPOH: A 19-year-old youth was slashed to death after a motorcycle chase at the Menglembu industrial area here on Sunday night. Perak Criminal Investigation Department chief Datuk Dzuraidi Ibrahim said eight people on four motorcycles pursued K. Pirathibaraj of Taman Buntung here at about […]


This blog was written just for fun, some of you might be doing it, but don’t be offended. Learn to laugh at yourself.  Some people complain that it’s a sad world to live in. We have all kinds of people, some might be bad, some might be good, some might be intelligent, a few might […]

Hidup Sampai Mati

“Woi……. Woi……..!” Loud footstep noise of a few people running behind my house… “Pukimak lu cina,cibai,gangster ka lu…tunggu…cibaiiiiii…” I was just about to open my laptop to watch porn when I was distracted by shouts and screams followed by loud thumping noises. I was taken aback and quickly opened my room window, and peeked outside […]

Dribble through Trouble

I had two issues I needed to immediately highlight to you, so I combined both together in this article. Hopefully the message gets across. And if you wish to donate to Sai Fund or simply interested to fund a child, please contact me. The blessings that I receive during any charity deeds;all credit goes to […]

The Macha Dance

I’ve been having countless useless online arguments lately, triggered by many online Indian cultural upholders. The argument revolved around a video clip which had been making rounds lately, and which I’ve seen like months back. So, I viewed the clip. It features one Indian Macha, dancing in what I will call a Macha dance. It […]

Your Dream Macha

If I’m going to talk about my Europe trip nonstop, everyone’s going to show their middle finger to me and take a leave. Everyone’s been forcing me to write, write and write, but really, unless you’re a writer yourself, you will never understand how difficult it is to compose a liner. When you finish writing […]